1 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:26,169 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 2 00:01:26,193 --> 00:01:28,043 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 3 00:01:28,406 --> 00:01:29,656 So help me. 4 00:01:31,418 --> 00:01:34,496 - Your name is William Smith? - It is. 5 00:01:34,521 --> 00:01:37,208 You are the father of the plaintiff in this divorce case? 6 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:38,454 I am. 7 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:41,953 You have heard the testimony given in this case and find it true? 8 00:01:41,979 --> 00:01:43,905 I have, and I do. 9 00:01:43,932 --> 00:01:47,508 You were a witness at the time the defendant struck the witness? 10 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,767 I was. 11 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,996 Then you agree with the plaintiff that she should be granted a divorce? 12 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:53,271 I do not. 13 00:01:56,672 --> 00:01:59,248 You do not think the plaintiff has grounds for divorce? 14 00:01:59,273 --> 00:02:01,773 Oh, I suppose she has, legally. 15 00:02:01,841 --> 00:02:04,417 The testimony given here in your hearing was the truth? 16 00:02:04,442 --> 00:02:05,517 It was. 17 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,335 There was cruelty evidenced? 18 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:09,383 Downright brutality. 19 00:02:11,939 --> 00:02:16,794 Then would you mind explaining why you think a divorce decree is not in order, Mr. Smith? 20 00:02:16,993 --> 00:02:20,321 Well, Judge, I'm thinking of you, mostly. 21 00:02:20,346 --> 00:02:22,090 - Of me? - Yes, sir. 22 00:02:22,115 --> 00:02:25,592 I think you have a heck of a responsibility in a thing like this, 23 00:02:25,617 --> 00:02:28,193 and I wouldn't want to see you go wrong. 24 00:02:28,393 --> 00:02:31,769 You see judge? This isn't just one divorce case. 25 00:02:31,793 --> 00:02:34,097 - It's about a million. - Your Honor, this is... 26 00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:35,223 Just a minute. 27 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:38,570 What do you mean, "This isn't one divorce, it's a million?" 28 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:42,255 I mean, there's going to be a million more just like it, 29 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,886 and maybe if we could figure this one out, 30 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:48,715 it would save you and a lot of other judges a lot of time in the future. 31 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,308 Your Honor... 32 00:02:50,406 --> 00:02:52,298 - Go on. - Have you got a minute? 33 00:02:52,353 --> 00:02:53,722 Go on. 34 00:02:53,747 --> 00:02:59,272 Well, when my kid there got married, she had known the boy only three days. 35 00:02:59,297 --> 00:03:02,878 Now that doesn't mean she wasn't brought up right, or was silly, 36 00:03:02,903 --> 00:03:07,349 or anything that was different from a million other nice girls in this country. 37 00:03:07,643 --> 00:03:11,812 It simply meant that it was wartime, and they fell in love, 38 00:03:11,837 --> 00:03:15,213 and he had only four days before being shipped out. 39 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:16,822 So they got married. 40 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:20,968 They had only a few hours together and he went off to war. 41 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:23,453 A year and a half later, he came back. 42 00:03:23,546 --> 00:03:26,922 A year and a half later, mind you, 43 00:03:27,193 --> 00:03:30,643 when they'd known each other only four days. 44 00:03:31,672 --> 00:03:34,522 I went with her to meet the bus. 45 00:03:42,593 --> 00:03:44,969 - Now drink your coffee. - It's practically due this minute. 46 00:03:44,993 --> 00:03:47,369 - Well, you can still drink your coffee. - No, I'd choke. 47 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,969 - Don't do that, you know I don't like it. - I'm sorry. 48 00:03:49,993 --> 00:03:51,233 Relax. 49 00:03:51,258 --> 00:03:54,369 You don't seem to realize, Dad, I might not even know him. 50 00:03:54,393 --> 00:03:58,243 - Embarrassing, eh? - Oh, that's right, be funny. 51 00:03:59,012 --> 00:04:00,569 Oh, Dad! 52 00:04:00,593 --> 00:04:03,376 - My arm is bleeding! - It's here! 53 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:06,568 Now take it easy. He may not even be on this bus. 54 00:04:06,593 --> 00:04:09,243 Oh, he's got to be. I couldn't go through this again. 55 00:04:19,832 --> 00:04:21,082 Dad! 56 00:04:21,593 --> 00:04:23,043 There he is! 57 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,331 Nice-looking boy, isn't he? 58 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:31,265 What's he got on his face? 59 00:04:31,726 --> 00:04:32,766 What is it? 60 00:04:32,966 --> 00:04:34,216 A mustache! 61 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:35,796 Something new, huh? 62 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:37,614 I never saw it before in my life. 63 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:39,489 Well don't get sore about it. 64 00:04:39,786 --> 00:04:41,188 Go get him. 65 00:04:41,387 --> 00:04:44,437 - What do I say to him? - What did you say when he left you? 66 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,036 Goodbye, I guess. 67 00:04:46,187 --> 00:04:48,237 Well, that wouldn't do now, would it? 68 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:49,796 You stay here. 69 00:04:49,987 --> 00:04:53,037 - I'm not going anyplace. - You stay right here. 70 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,237 Hello. 71 00:05:04,787 --> 00:05:05,963 Hello. 72 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:08,437 - It is Janie, isn't it? - Yes. 73 00:05:10,987 --> 00:05:12,763 You look swell, Janie. 74 00:05:12,787 --> 00:05:14,645 Aw, thank you. 75 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:16,637 So do you. 76 00:05:19,127 --> 00:05:21,763 Uh, I knew you right away. 77 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:23,363 Oh, I knew you, too. 78 00:05:23,387 --> 00:05:25,963 It was just that, uh... 79 00:05:25,987 --> 00:05:28,874 You didn't do your hair like that before, did you? 80 00:05:28,987 --> 00:05:30,404 No. 81 00:05:30,987 --> 00:05:34,660 - You didn't have a mustache, either. - No. 82 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:38,123 I guess people can't expect to be the same. 83 00:05:39,587 --> 00:05:42,037 You know, it's been quite a while. 84 00:05:42,587 --> 00:05:44,037 Yes. 85 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:45,963 Yes it has. 86 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,363 I suppose the baby's changed, too? 87 00:05:48,387 --> 00:05:52,563 I mean, in the pictures you sent me, he was such a little guy. 88 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:56,825 Well, he's still a pretty little guy, I guess. 89 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:02,849 I don't suppose you realize how funny it is having a baby you've never seen. 90 00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:05,637 I don't suppose you've ever been in a spot like that. 91 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:08,763 Well no, I haven't. 92 00:06:08,787 --> 00:06:10,563 Well, shall we go home? 93 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:14,763 I suppose your father that you told me about is still living with you? 94 00:06:14,787 --> 00:06:16,637 Yes, he's right in there. 95 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:18,437 Oh. 96 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:24,437 There certainly are a lot of new things to get used to all at once. 97 00:06:24,787 --> 00:06:26,437 Aren't there? 98 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,437 Yes, there certainly are. 99 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:36,125 Oh, I'm terribly sorry that we couldn't meet you in San Francisco because... 100 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:38,363 Well, on account of the gasoline rationing and everything... 101 00:06:38,387 --> 00:06:40,437 Oh, the bus was swell. 102 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:49,163 Nice to have you home! 103 00:06:49,426 --> 00:06:52,661 Oh, thank you, sir, it's nice to be home. 104 00:06:52,686 --> 00:06:54,862 Yes, it certainly is. 105 00:06:54,887 --> 00:06:57,785 I mean... It certainly is. 106 00:06:59,187 --> 00:07:00,570 Home for good, huh? 107 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:04,698 Uh, well, sir, I don't know, I'm on a convalescent furlough. 108 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:07,831 I get my final checkup in about 30 days, and then I'll know, I guess. 109 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:10,632 Oh, oh, were you hurt very badly? 110 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,729 No, sir. Uh... No, ma'am. 111 00:07:12,856 --> 00:07:14,496 Uh... No! 112 00:07:15,222 --> 00:07:19,472 Well, well that's good, because you didn't write me anything about it. 113 00:07:22,002 --> 00:07:24,252 Don't suppose you've ever seen your son. 114 00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:27,816 You know very well he hasn't. 115 00:07:28,212 --> 00:07:30,632 No, sir, you see, I wasn't there. 116 00:07:30,794 --> 00:07:33,232 I mean, I've been away ever since. 117 00:07:33,256 --> 00:07:36,232 - Uh, I mean I wasn't here. - You certainly weren't. 118 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:40,032 Fine thing to put me through at my age. 119 00:07:40,056 --> 00:07:42,957 - Yes, sir. - Too bad about you. 120 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:46,182 Told Janie I wouldn't go through that again. 121 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:49,906 Made her promise she wouldn't have another baby till you came home. 122 00:07:51,329 --> 00:07:53,587 Yes, sir, I suppose that would be better. 123 00:07:53,963 --> 00:07:57,013 I mean, uh, you shouldn't have to go to all that trouble. 124 00:08:03,889 --> 00:08:07,027 - I suppose he's too young to do any talking. - Who? 125 00:08:07,256 --> 00:08:11,632 - Uh, Bill. - Oh, he talks. He says "Mama," and "Henry," 126 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,307 and he calls his grandfather something, we haven't been able to make it out yet. 127 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:19,166 - Who's Henry? - Henry? He's our boarder. 128 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:24,344 So Andy came home 129 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:28,219 to a strange town, a strange house, 130 00:08:28,989 --> 00:08:31,965 and to a girl he hardly knew, 131 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,410 who was nevertheless his wife, 132 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:38,177 and to a baby he'd never even seen. 133 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:48,631 Oh, Mr. Fairchild, this is my husband, Sergeant Anderson. 134 00:08:48,656 --> 00:08:52,762 And, uh, well, this is Bill. 135 00:08:54,189 --> 00:08:57,165 Oh, gee, he's swell-looking, Janie. 136 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,166 I suppose you'd like to hold him. 137 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,567 Would that be all right? 138 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:02,119 Oh, certainly. 139 00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:06,706 - Be kind of careful, though. - Yeah. 140 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:10,379 Hiya, Bill. 141 00:09:14,856 --> 00:09:19,010 There, there, now, Bill. There, there. He wasn't going to hurt you. 142 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:21,775 I guess he just doesn't remember you. 143 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,014 I better take him upstairs, he's awfully tired. 144 00:09:24,038 --> 00:09:25,232 Sure. 145 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:27,506 - I'll be right down. - We won't be long. 146 00:09:33,316 --> 00:09:35,320 He certainly knows his way around here, doesn't he? 147 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:37,579 - Henry? - Henry. 148 00:09:37,935 --> 00:09:42,832 Henry's lived with us now for over a year. Helps with the expenses. 149 00:09:42,856 --> 00:09:45,206 Henry's a very fine young man. 150 00:09:45,273 --> 00:09:46,951 Oh, I'm sure of that. 151 00:09:46,976 --> 00:09:49,752 He's a very fine young man. 152 00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:52,453 You're going to get very sick of him. 153 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,906 - Good night, Janie. - Good night, Henry. 154 00:10:03,656 --> 00:10:07,906 If you need me for anything, just call. I'll be awake, I won't be asleep. 155 00:10:08,789 --> 00:10:10,639 Need you for what? 156 00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:13,630 Oh, nothing, I guess. 157 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:16,619 - Good night. - Good night. 158 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:21,906 Gee, it's been wonderful. 159 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:24,819 What? 160 00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:30,719 Oh, this last year, just you and me and your father and the baby. 161 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,764 It's been like my own home, Janie. 162 00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:35,545 Oh, that's nice. 163 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,244 Like my own family. 164 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:38,973 Oh, good. 165 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:43,588 I suppose, now he's home, I better move. 166 00:10:43,696 --> 00:10:44,946 Why? 167 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,935 Well, he's home. 168 00:10:47,656 --> 00:10:50,156 Well, what's that got to do with you? 169 00:10:50,856 --> 00:10:53,506 Makes things kind of crowded, doesn't it? 170 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:58,660 What I mean to say is, we've been such good friends. 171 00:10:58,685 --> 00:11:00,861 Well, sure. 172 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:04,832 Well, sometimes people's husbands don't like them to have other friends. 173 00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:07,089 Oh, that's silly. 174 00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:15,699 Wha... What I want to say is that maybe people's husbands might notice that... 175 00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:18,640 ...people's friends are maybe in love with people. 176 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:27,832 Henry Fairchild! 177 00:11:27,856 --> 00:11:31,032 Well, all right, I didn't know it myself until just now, when I, 178 00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:34,706 when I saw him holding Bill downstairs. I don't know, I coulda... 179 00:11:35,849 --> 00:11:39,524 - Well gee, he's Bill's father! - Of course he is! 180 00:11:39,548 --> 00:11:41,632 Well do you suppose I like to think about that? 181 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:44,432 I've been Bill's father ever since he was born! 182 00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:46,832 Now, all of a sudden, this guy comes along and... 183 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:51,566 Well, just because you knew him slightly a year and a half ago, he's Bill's father. 184 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,632 Well, if this isn't just about the silliest conversation I've ever listened to! 185 00:11:55,656 --> 00:11:59,232 Silly, but maybe the army doctor will find out he's all right. 186 00:11:59,256 --> 00:12:01,126 Maybe he'll go away again. 187 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:06,499 Henry Fairchild! That's not a nice thing to say at all. 188 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,144 - Can I come in? - Yes. 189 00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:12,345 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yes, of course. 190 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:13,906 Did you finally get him into bed? 191 00:12:14,056 --> 00:12:15,506 Yes. 192 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,685 Well, come in. 193 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,920 Gee, springs! 194 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,232 You know how long it's been since I slept on springs? 195 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:33,832 Bet you've got a mattress on it, too. 196 00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:36,232 - You want me to warm Bill's bottle? - Oh, I'll do it. 197 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,831 You know how to warm bottles? 198 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:40,832 Well surely, I've been doing it ever since Bill was born. 199 00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:42,525 Quite the mother's little helper, aren't you? 200 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,445 Uh, I'll just, uh, go and get it. 201 00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:57,843 Did you want something? 202 00:12:58,109 --> 00:13:01,866 No, I just thought I'd watch Bill till Janie got back. 203 00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:04,318 Well I won't eat him. I'm not even hungry. 204 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,585 Oh, I didn't mean that. 205 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,718 Oh, what did you mean? 206 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:12,359 Well, nothing I guess. 207 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,632 Good night. 208 00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:20,706 I hope the doctor finds out you're all right. 209 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,332 I'll bet you do. 210 00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:26,799 - I hope you sleep well. - I'll bet you do. 211 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:42,391 - Janie. - Yes? 212 00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:45,679 - I like your husband. - That's good. 213 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,405 What are you crying about? 214 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,305 You have the most ridiculous imagination, really. 215 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:54,618 Who's crying? I'm certainly not. 216 00:13:54,656 --> 00:13:56,549 Sorry, I thought you were. 217 00:13:56,954 --> 00:14:00,564 You can do more peculiar thinking, really. 218 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:04,669 I suppose you're also thinking it's easy having a brand new husband 219 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:07,032 you've practically never seen before. 220 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:10,432 And you hardly have a chance to speak to him 221 00:14:10,456 --> 00:14:13,232 without people watching you all over the place 222 00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:15,706 like you were exhibit A or something. 223 00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:19,147 You know what? 224 00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:21,632 I think Henry's in love with me. 225 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:23,632 Didn't you know that before? 226 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:26,146 - Did you? - I'm not blind. 227 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,232 Well, that's just fine, isn't it? 228 00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:30,497 It's very simple. He can leave. 229 00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:32,435 - Who? - Henry. 230 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,699 - Don't you love him, Janie? - Who? 231 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:39,632 - Andy. - Of course I do. 232 00:14:39,656 --> 00:14:42,370 But how do I know? I hardly know him. 233 00:14:43,329 --> 00:14:47,232 It shouldn't be sudden like this. 234 00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:49,547 A person ought to have a chance to 235 00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,895 sneak up on a thing like that... 236 00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:53,232 Like this. 237 00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:55,632 Why, it's ridiculous, that's all. 238 00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:58,400 It's like going out and finding a perfect stranger. 239 00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:00,291 - Janie... - Well, it's not your fault. 240 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:01,906 I married him, you didn't. 241 00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:03,706 Janie. 242 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,504 Andy's an awfully nice boy. 243 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:09,304 Why don't you just talk to him? Explain it, you know. 244 00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:10,904 Talk to him? 245 00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:13,904 For heaven's sakes, I hardly know him. 246 00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:16,025 Men don't understand anything, do they? 247 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,826 Oh, yes, they don't. 248 00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:20,762 - Isn't it awful? - What's awful about it? 249 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:25,396 Nothing, oh, nothing. It's just like having a bomb in the house, that's all. 250 00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:29,871 That you keep expecting to explode any minute, that's all. 251 00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:53,778 - Oh, excuse me. - Excuse me. 252 00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:05,157 Well, have you two fellas gotten acquainted? 253 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,118 Well, I think the mustache scared him, too. 254 00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:21,904 Gee, it's nice to be home, Janie. 255 00:16:21,928 --> 00:16:24,704 Oh, it's certainly nice to have you. 256 00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:27,704 You're gonna stay long? I mean... 257 00:16:27,728 --> 00:16:29,504 Oh, I know what you mean. 258 00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:33,304 Well, you remember I told you about the med checkup and everything? 259 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:36,487 Oh, yes, of course you did. How stupid of me, I've forgotten. 260 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:39,688 Well, you probably had a lot on your mind. 261 00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:41,703 I mean, about the baby and all. 262 00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:45,304 Well, he is quite a mindful, I mean, 263 00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:47,343 you have to think about him a lot. 264 00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:48,818 I can imagine. 265 00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:51,938 I, uh... 266 00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,597 He's really swell, Janie. 267 00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:58,903 Oh, I'm so glad you like him. 268 00:16:58,928 --> 00:17:01,504 You see I didn't know whether you wanted a boy or a girl. 269 00:17:01,528 --> 00:17:02,941 Oh, a boy. 270 00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:06,616 Well, that's good because that's what you've got. 271 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,011 Oh, Bill's my father's name. Was that all right? 272 00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:14,051 Oh, sure. Bill's swell. 273 00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,303 I always think "Juniors" are silly anyway. 274 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,178 Oh, I do, too. 275 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,857 Well, um... 276 00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:28,523 Well what? 277 00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:32,104 Oh, I say that. I do that sometimes. 278 00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:34,504 You know, I kind of talk to myself, I guess. 279 00:17:34,528 --> 00:17:36,778 - You do? - Yeah. 280 00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,737 You didn't know that about me, did you? 281 00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:44,762 Well, I don't know much of anything about you, I guess. 282 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,363 No. 283 00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:50,003 And that certainly goes both ways, too. 284 00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:55,417 I mean, we certainly have been living different kinds of lives lately. 285 00:17:55,815 --> 00:18:00,499 I mean, I've been taking care of a baby and you've been flying airplanes. 286 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:04,038 Certainly not anything alike at all, are they? 287 00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:06,848 No, they're not. 288 00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:10,197 I mean, the thought of flying a plane doesn't scare me a bit. 289 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:13,923 You mean you'd be scared to change a little old diaper? 290 00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:15,798 Oh, I'd probably faint. 291 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,829 For heaven's sakes! 292 00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:38,637 - Well... - There, you said it again. 293 00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:41,470 - Said what? - "Well." You just keep saying "well." 294 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,840 I do? 295 00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:46,704 I guess you don't get to be a very good conversationalist 296 00:18:46,728 --> 00:18:49,416 with just a baby to talk to and your father. 297 00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:50,691 What about Henry? 298 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,242 What do you mean? 299 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,863 Oh, nothing. I just said, "What about Henry?" 300 00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:57,338 Can't you talk to him? 301 00:18:58,128 --> 00:18:59,378 What about? 302 00:19:00,301 --> 00:19:02,639 I don't know. Anything. 303 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:04,831 Oh. 304 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:10,978 Janie, you're going to freeze. 305 00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:14,449 Oh, heavens! I'm not cold. 306 00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:18,324 You forget I was born and raised in this climate. I'm used to it. 307 00:19:19,528 --> 00:19:22,323 Why? Are you cold? 308 00:19:22,409 --> 00:19:26,011 Me? No. I'm half Norwegian, remember? 309 00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:28,519 Did you ever hear of a Norwegian getting cold? 310 00:19:32,828 --> 00:19:34,678 What nationality are you? 311 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:39,177 Oh, well, Dad's Irish, of course. 312 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:43,982 And my mother was... Well, just California I guess. 313 00:19:44,988 --> 00:19:47,233 Well, that sure makes Bill a fine mess, doesn't it? 314 00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:51,308 Well the same mess most Americans are, I guess. 315 00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:54,078 Yeah, I guess you're right. 316 00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,566 - Janie. - Yes? 317 00:19:59,641 --> 00:20:01,018 Why'd you jump like that for? 318 00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:03,218 Well, you said "Janie" and I... 319 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,619 Well, I just wanted to ask you something. 320 00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:08,104 Yes, that's what I thought you said. 321 00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:10,378 I just wanted to ask you for a blanket. 322 00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:14,662 A blanket? What do you want a blanket for? 323 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:16,311 To sleep on it. 324 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,750 You wanna sleep on it? 325 00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:21,272 Yeah, the rug's too scratchy. 326 00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:22,840 I tried it while you were downstairs. 327 00:20:22,974 --> 00:20:24,518 The rug? 328 00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:27,939 Well, springs and mattresses... 329 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,843 I'm used to the ground, I wouldn't sleep a wink. 330 00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:31,929 Course, if you haven't got a blanket, just say so. 331 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:34,537 Oh, I have a blanket. We have some lovely ones. 332 00:20:34,562 --> 00:20:36,347 We got them for our anniversary. 333 00:20:36,372 --> 00:20:37,725 Oh, what anniversary? 334 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,303 Our first anniversary. 335 00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:42,704 - After we'd been married for a year. - Oh! 336 00:20:42,728 --> 00:20:44,904 - You weren't there. - No. 337 00:20:44,928 --> 00:20:46,904 Uh, some of my friends gave us a party 338 00:20:46,928 --> 00:20:50,704 and there was an empty chair at the table and that was supposed to be you. 339 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:53,504 - Did I have a good time? - Oh, you had a wonderful time. 340 00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:57,360 Of course, you got a little tight, but then everybody expected that. 341 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,378 Well, this is terrific. 342 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:05,864 No rain. 343 00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:07,978 No bugs. 344 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,578 No Japs. 345 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,291 Terrific. 346 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,178 Good night, Janie. 347 00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,491 Good night, Andy. 348 00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:30,664 I hope Bill isn't a light sleeper. 349 00:21:33,528 --> 00:21:36,778 - Why? - I think he'd be ashamed of his old man. 350 00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:39,578 Good night, Janie. 351 00:21:40,948 --> 00:21:42,816 Good night, Andy. 352 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,442 Who is it? 353 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,443 - Andy. - Who? 354 00:21:50,515 --> 00:21:52,691 Andy. Janie's husband. 355 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:57,343 Oh. Oh! Bless my soul. I forgot all about you. 356 00:21:57,368 --> 00:22:00,344 - But just for a second, you understand. - Oh, sure. I understand. 357 00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:01,945 Well, how are you, Andy? 358 00:22:02,127 --> 00:22:04,474 - Okay. - Sleep well? 359 00:22:04,499 --> 00:22:06,806 - Yes, sir. - Well, that's just fine. 360 00:22:12,614 --> 00:22:14,552 - Andy... - Yes sir. 361 00:22:14,661 --> 00:22:16,307 Janie's a woman. 362 00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:20,882 And well, women are funny, skittish kind of people. 363 00:22:20,928 --> 00:22:23,104 But don't think for a moment she's not in love with you. 364 00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:26,036 - Oh, I don't think that. - She'll get used to having you around. 365 00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:29,159 - Right now, it's kind of strange to her. - Well, Mr. Smith... 366 00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:32,104 Last night, she wept all over my shirtfront. 367 00:22:32,134 --> 00:22:35,301 Said it was like having a bomb in the house having you back again. 368 00:22:35,326 --> 00:22:37,650 - She cried? - Well, sure. 369 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:42,096 Well, you see, she's had it her own way so long and, 370 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,104 well, she's been like an old maid. 371 00:22:44,128 --> 00:22:45,904 But an old maid with a baby. 372 00:22:45,928 --> 00:22:50,260 The way it looks like, women seem to think that's the ideal existence. 373 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:53,755 They've got their child, but they haven't got a husband to worry about or 374 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:56,369 get in the way around the house. 375 00:22:56,394 --> 00:22:58,266 Well... 376 00:22:58,994 --> 00:23:01,161 Do you know what I'm trying to say? 377 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,703 I think so. 378 00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:06,298 You're trying to say that Janie's been happier with me gone than with me here. 379 00:23:06,323 --> 00:23:08,571 No, I didn't say that at all. 380 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,775 It's just that... Well, 381 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,993 nice women seem to have a mother complex or something. 382 00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:17,650 A child seems to be necessary and natural to them. 383 00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:20,357 Sort of fills up their whole life. 384 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,624 Now do you see? 385 00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:27,058 Say, you're making this very difficult for me. 386 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:29,103 - I'm making it difficult for you? - Now, Andy, 387 00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:31,283 there's nothing for you and me to quarrel about. 388 00:23:31,528 --> 00:23:33,843 You've got enough on your hands with Janie. 389 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:36,951 Well, I'm out of here now. 390 00:23:44,201 --> 00:23:46,188 What's the matter? Did you forget I was here, too? 391 00:23:46,514 --> 00:23:49,451 - Well, as a matter of fact... - Go right ahead, the bathroom's all yours. 392 00:23:49,476 --> 00:23:52,408 Oh, no. Not at all. We can both shave at the same time. 393 00:23:52,761 --> 00:23:55,032 No, no. You go ahead. I'll wait. 394 00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:58,478 Better not. Janie doesn't like us to be late for meals. 395 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:00,946 Throws her off schedule. 396 00:24:00,971 --> 00:24:02,547 What schedule? 397 00:24:02,572 --> 00:24:05,203 - Her work schedule. - She doesn't work. 398 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,874 She doesn't work? Say, listen. 399 00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:10,544 6:00, she takes Bill up, dresses him. 400 00:24:10,569 --> 00:24:12,145 6:30, she feeds him. 401 00:24:12,389 --> 00:24:14,363 7:00, she washes the diapers. 402 00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:16,177 8:00, she cooks breakfast. 403 00:24:16,328 --> 00:24:18,504 8:30, she washes the dishes. 404 00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:21,104 - 9:00... - What if you ate longer than half an hour? 405 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,277 Well, you couldn't, it would throw her all off. 406 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,904 9:00, she makes the formula, sterilizes the bottles. 407 00:24:27,043 --> 00:24:28,849 10:00, she feeds Bill. 408 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:31,277 10:30, she takes him out for an airing. 409 00:24:31,528 --> 00:24:34,142 11:00, she's gotta be back and start cooking lunch. 410 00:24:34,261 --> 00:24:35,837 12:00, we eat lunch. 411 00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:38,645 12:30, she washes the dishes again. 412 00:24:38,735 --> 00:24:40,911 1:00, she cleans her and Bill's room. 413 00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:44,703 And at 1:30, she gives Bill his bath and puts his sleepers on. 414 00:24:44,728 --> 00:24:47,704 2:00, she feeds him again and puts him down for his nap. 415 00:24:47,728 --> 00:24:50,104 Then between 2:00 and 4:00, while he's taking his nap, 416 00:24:50,128 --> 00:24:51,704 that's when she cleans the rest of the house. 417 00:24:51,728 --> 00:24:54,704 4:00, she dresses him and puts him in the buggy 418 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:57,104 and takes him downtown while she does the shopping for dinner. 419 00:24:57,128 --> 00:25:00,236 And she's gotta be back at the house by 5:30 to start making dinner. 420 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,504 Then at 6:00, she feeds Bill again 421 00:25:02,528 --> 00:25:04,282 and at 6:30, she puts him to bed. 422 00:25:04,307 --> 00:25:06,173 Then at 7:00, we eat dinner. 423 00:25:06,198 --> 00:25:08,304 At 8:00, she washes the dishes. 424 00:25:08,328 --> 00:25:11,104 At 10:00, she gives Bill his last bottle, 425 00:25:11,128 --> 00:25:13,104 and at 10:30, she goes to bed. 426 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:16,628 So you can see what it would do if you were 10 minutes late for a meal. 427 00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:18,266 Yeah, it terrifies me. 428 00:25:18,328 --> 00:25:20,068 It'd just throw her all off. 429 00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,654 That might be good. 430 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:24,757 - What do you mean? - Oh, you wouldn't know. 431 00:25:25,154 --> 00:25:27,684 Doesn't she ever go anyplace or have any fun? 432 00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:31,144 Oh, sure. She and her dad go to the pictures now and again. 433 00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:33,896 That sounds so exciting, I can hardly stand it. 434 00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:36,671 Well, marriage is not supposed to be exciting. 435 00:25:37,347 --> 00:25:40,723 No, what's it supposed to be? 436 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:43,972 Well, marriage is taking responsibility. 437 00:25:44,015 --> 00:25:45,644 Building for the future. 438 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:46,909 Building what? 439 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:50,173 Well, if you were married, you'd know what I mean. 440 00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:51,974 I am married. 441 00:25:52,207 --> 00:25:54,634 Well, in a way, maybe. 442 00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:57,314 What do you mean "in a way, maybe"? 443 00:25:58,328 --> 00:26:00,904 Uh, don't take offense at this, 444 00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:05,778 but you've never really been as much married to Janie as I have, for instance. 445 00:26:06,254 --> 00:26:07,406 Go on. 446 00:26:07,431 --> 00:26:09,903 I've been living here with her for a year. 447 00:26:09,983 --> 00:26:11,817 How long have you been living with her? 448 00:26:11,981 --> 00:26:13,631 You've never really been her husband. 449 00:26:15,767 --> 00:26:17,543 Did you ever take the garbage out? 450 00:26:17,728 --> 00:26:19,687 Did you ever wash the diapers? 451 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:24,978 You ever go for the doctor in the middle of the night and worry when Bill had the colic. 452 00:26:25,201 --> 00:26:26,777 No, you haven't. 453 00:26:27,027 --> 00:26:28,677 Well, I have. 454 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,871 Two minutes to make it. I'll see you at breakfast. 455 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,178 Yeah. 456 00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:40,610 Judge, it was raining outside 457 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:45,317 and there was a storm brewing inside for Andy's first meal at home. 458 00:26:47,128 --> 00:26:50,021 I told him how much trouble it would cause you if he was late. 459 00:26:50,188 --> 00:26:51,622 Thank you, Henry. 460 00:26:51,688 --> 00:26:53,538 He said it might do you some good. 461 00:26:54,061 --> 00:26:55,329 It might, too. 462 00:26:55,354 --> 00:26:57,339 Girl your age shouldn't be such an old maid. 463 00:26:57,364 --> 00:27:01,033 Well, is organizing your day being an old maid, for heaven's sakes? 464 00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:04,433 You have to when you're doing housekeeping, all the books tell you. 465 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,321 Maybe that's your trouble, Janie. 466 00:27:06,394 --> 00:27:08,170 You learned to be a wife out of a book. 467 00:27:08,398 --> 00:27:10,998 Therefore, you've become an automaton. 468 00:27:11,328 --> 00:27:13,911 Too much schedule for a girl your age. 469 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:16,177 Especially now that Andy's here. 470 00:27:16,381 --> 00:27:18,633 Of course, when he was away, it was all right. 471 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:22,104 But now, it's your duty to make yourself attractive to your husband. 472 00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:31,257 - Attractive? - Yes. Attractive. 473 00:27:34,728 --> 00:27:38,004 All this may seem very funny to you, but I don't imagine it is to Janie. 474 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:40,336 I don't imagine it's ever very funny to a woman 475 00:27:40,401 --> 00:27:43,051 to suggest that she isn't attractive to a man. 476 00:27:45,528 --> 00:27:48,055 Don't worry about it, Janie. See you at noon. 477 00:27:55,361 --> 00:27:57,411 Didn't think he had it in him. 478 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:06,304 - Now look here, Janie, I didn't say... - You've said enough. 479 00:28:06,328 --> 00:28:10,258 It's all very funny, isn't it? It's just terribly, terribly funny. 480 00:28:10,861 --> 00:28:15,129 Well, anything I say now will probably make it worse. 481 00:28:15,621 --> 00:28:18,671 See you at noon. 482 00:28:22,054 --> 00:28:23,904 Oh, what's the matter with... 483 00:28:24,581 --> 00:28:26,157 What's all this? 484 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,660 It's raining. 485 00:28:27,685 --> 00:28:29,504 What, do you hang these things up every time it rains? 486 00:28:29,528 --> 00:28:32,104 What is it? An old local custom? 487 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:36,778 I wouldn't admit being so ignorant about being a father if I were you. 488 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:40,504 Why the ice, Janie? Just because I'm late for breakfast? 489 00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:43,416 Oh, no, no. It's nothing, nothing at all. 490 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:48,188 Your old lady got out of the wrong side of bed this morning, didn't she, Bill? 491 00:28:48,548 --> 00:28:51,398 Well, at least she got out. 492 00:28:53,821 --> 00:28:55,197 Hey, Janie. 493 00:28:55,287 --> 00:28:58,663 Is it so major just because one meal is a little upset. 494 00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:00,747 Well, let's skip it then, and go out for breakfast, huh? 495 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,948 Oh, I couldn't go out to breakfast. 496 00:29:03,128 --> 00:29:04,620 Why, is there any law that says you can't? 497 00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:06,022 Well, at 8:30, I have to start washing... 498 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:07,749 I know, at 8:30, you wash the dishes. 499 00:29:07,774 --> 00:29:09,418 Well, what if you didn't wash the dishes till 9:30? 500 00:29:09,442 --> 00:29:12,058 - 9:30, I have to... - What if you didn't wash them at all? 501 00:29:12,128 --> 00:29:14,104 Would the world stop or something? 502 00:29:14,298 --> 00:29:17,904 Well, no, Andy, I guess the world wouldn't stop, but... 503 00:29:17,928 --> 00:29:21,941 Well, there's no use explaining, you just wouldn't understand, that's all. 504 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:26,524 I understand one thing, and that is that you're in a pretty horrible rut. 505 00:29:26,728 --> 00:29:29,516 One of the dullest, deadliest ruts I've ever heard about. 506 00:29:29,661 --> 00:29:32,145 You're young, Janie, for Pete's sake. And I'm young. 507 00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:36,101 And when people are young, they have to have a little freedom and a few laughs. 508 00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:40,903 They can't just be tied down by the necks like squirrels on a treadmill, 509 00:29:40,928 --> 00:29:43,303 and go on doing the same thing day after day after... 510 00:29:43,328 --> 00:29:46,704 The trouble with you, Andy, is that you're still flying airplanes, 511 00:29:46,728 --> 00:29:49,704 you're still in the sky, you haven't come down to Earth yet. 512 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,104 I don't want to. 513 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,449 - You don't want to? - No, I don't want to. 514 00:29:54,528 --> 00:29:56,482 Janie, it's more fun in the sky. 515 00:29:56,507 --> 00:29:59,779 Well, of course, if you don't wanna even try. 516 00:30:00,728 --> 00:30:03,725 Well, what about you trying? 517 00:30:04,618 --> 00:30:09,469 Well, for heaven's sakes, what would I pin diapers on in the sky? A cloud? 518 00:30:11,847 --> 00:30:13,023 Well... 519 00:30:13,215 --> 00:30:15,872 You probably would pin 'em on a cloud at that. 520 00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:22,904 I, uh, guess I'm a pretty dreadful disappointment to you, aren't I, Andy? 521 00:30:22,928 --> 00:30:25,778 I guess I'm not what you expected at all. 522 00:30:26,474 --> 00:30:28,250 No, you're not. 523 00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:32,628 Well, you're not either, so I guess it goes both ways. 524 00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:35,637 It's a good thing you came back, because... 525 00:30:35,662 --> 00:30:38,438 So we could get a good look at each other. 526 00:30:38,728 --> 00:30:41,480 This could have gone on for years and years and I... 527 00:30:41,504 --> 00:30:44,270 never would've known how much you've changed. 528 00:30:44,447 --> 00:30:46,297 That would've been pretty tragic. 529 00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:48,950 I haven't changed. 530 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:52,738 Oh, I know exactly how you feel because I feel exactly the same way. 531 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:56,978 You see, you're not attractive to me anymore either, Andy. 532 00:30:57,301 --> 00:30:58,913 And it's nobody's fault. 533 00:30:58,938 --> 00:31:03,006 It's just that, well, we have absolutely no basis for being married, that's all. 534 00:31:03,174 --> 00:31:06,596 And I want you to know that I don't feel badly about it and... 535 00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:10,671 And I'm sure you'd be much more comfortable at a hotel or someplace. 536 00:31:11,561 --> 00:31:14,737 Okay, Janie, that would suit me fine. 537 00:31:14,928 --> 00:31:17,304 I was sure you felt that way about it and... 538 00:31:17,328 --> 00:31:20,104 Anytime you want to see Bill is perfectly all right with me. 539 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:23,504 I, uh... I thought I'd come back. I forgot something. 540 00:31:23,528 --> 00:31:26,104 Well, I'm awfully glad you did because Andy's just leaving me. 541 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:27,987 So you're just in time to say goodbye to him. 542 00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:30,904 - Leaving where? - He's leaving here. Us. Me. 543 00:31:30,928 --> 00:31:32,882 - Why? - I don't like your daughter, Mr. Smith. 544 00:31:32,907 --> 00:31:33,758 - You don't? - No. 545 00:31:33,783 --> 00:31:36,100 Of course he doesn't. You were the first to point that out, remember? 546 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:37,450 - Me? - And you made it very clear to me 547 00:31:37,474 --> 00:31:39,300 that your daughter can do without me very nicely. So... 548 00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:40,958 Oh, and she can, too, believe me. 549 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,775 Now look here, you leave me out of this. 550 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,703 And you, quit calling her my daughter and putting her in my lap. 551 00:31:45,728 --> 00:31:48,475 - She's not my daughter, she's your wife. - Oh, no, Mr. Smith. 552 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,414 I left my wife in San Francisco a year and a half ago. 553 00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:52,516 This girl isn't my wife. 554 00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:54,739 She's your daughter and Bill's mother and Henry's landlady, 555 00:31:54,764 --> 00:31:55,852 but she's not my wife. 556 00:31:55,877 --> 00:31:58,079 Well, that's a great relief, because here I've been thinking... 557 00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:00,407 She certainly is your wife. You married her, didn't you? 558 00:32:00,432 --> 00:32:02,902 Did I know she was gonna change into a schedule? 559 00:32:02,927 --> 00:32:06,424 The girl I married had stars in her eyes, Mr. Smith. This girl has soap suds. 560 00:32:06,449 --> 00:32:08,973 And he wants to play around in the sky like he was a... 561 00:32:08,998 --> 00:32:12,835 I don't know. He doesn't know the first thing about really living. 562 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:17,074 Well, if "really living" means that you have to be a garbage-toting, colic-worrying... 563 00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:18,557 Shut up, both of you! 564 00:32:19,211 --> 00:32:21,736 Now, there's nothing really wrong with either one of you. 565 00:32:21,761 --> 00:32:23,737 Outside of the fact that you're both young. 566 00:32:23,928 --> 00:32:27,104 And being young seems to be the cussedest, stubbornest, 567 00:32:27,128 --> 00:32:29,842 blindest, orneriest thing that a person can be. 568 00:32:30,054 --> 00:32:33,430 Now, if you two would just take time to sit down and look at each other... 569 00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:35,914 - Heaven forbid! - I said shut up! 570 00:32:36,214 --> 00:32:40,504 It's just that Janie has been married a year and a half, and she's too much married. 571 00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:44,304 Yeah, she's wrapped up in marriage like it was an old bathrobe that she can't throw away. 572 00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:47,033 - Oh, I can throw it away. In fact, I... - Shut up, will you? 573 00:32:47,058 --> 00:32:49,003 And Andy, he hasn't been married at all. 574 00:32:49,027 --> 00:32:50,904 I mean, he hasn't been working at it. 575 00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:52,910 So, he's not married enough. 576 00:32:52,935 --> 00:32:55,304 Oh, I'm married enough. Quite enough. 577 00:32:55,328 --> 00:32:58,104 Well, there's one good thing. Marriage isn't as bad as some things. 578 00:32:58,128 --> 00:32:59,538 At least you can get out of it. 579 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:01,393 Well, I'm glad to hear one good thing about it! 580 00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:03,251 Now, don't you go talking that way! 581 00:33:03,328 --> 00:33:05,104 Marriage is... Well, marriage is marriage. 582 00:33:05,128 --> 00:33:06,904 And when you've got it, you've got to take care of it. 583 00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:08,704 You can't just decide you don't want it. 584 00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:10,431 - Why can't we? - Who says we can't? 585 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:13,904 Because you haven't any grounds for divorce to start with. 586 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:16,704 You can't just have a divorce because you're asking for it. 587 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:18,504 You've got to have a reason. 588 00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:20,835 - Yeah, what kind of reason? - Yes. Give us one. Just one, just one! 589 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:24,333 Well, if you were the type of people that knocked each other about... 590 00:33:24,358 --> 00:33:26,008 You mean, like this. 591 00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:28,684 Janie! 592 00:33:28,908 --> 00:33:30,884 Janie! 593 00:33:31,328 --> 00:33:34,704 Janie Smith Anderson! You ought to be whaled for this! 594 00:33:34,728 --> 00:33:37,704 Excellent suggestion, my dear father-in-law. 595 00:33:37,728 --> 00:33:39,378 An excellent suggestion! 596 00:33:41,201 --> 00:33:44,190 And he did, Your Honor, and here we are. 597 00:33:44,215 --> 00:33:46,524 Why, Judge, they haven't even tried. 598 00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:48,325 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 599 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:52,303 But if I just deny them a divorce, that wouldn't do any good. 600 00:33:52,328 --> 00:33:53,904 They wouldn't live together. 601 00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:56,900 I had an idea, Judge, I wish you'd make 'em try out. 602 00:33:56,925 --> 00:33:57,940 That is? 603 00:33:57,965 --> 00:34:00,704 I got a clue from Andy there. 604 00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:05,504 He said he left his wife in San Francisco the day he sailed away. 605 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,125 Now, I contend he ought to go back to San Francisco and try and find her again. 606 00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:14,904 I figure there must've been something that made these two kids get married. 607 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:17,978 But what's happened to it? Where is it? 608 00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:20,504 I'd put it to them this way, Judge. 609 00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:25,157 I'd make 'em go back to San Francisco and live those four days over again. 610 00:34:26,528 --> 00:34:27,904 But that's crazy! 611 00:34:27,928 --> 00:34:30,229 I don't think it's at all crazy. 612 00:34:30,341 --> 00:34:34,304 I think it's an excellent idea, and I intend to abide by it. 613 00:34:34,328 --> 00:34:37,288 Look here, Your Honor, this is the worst thing I ever heard about. 614 00:34:37,313 --> 00:34:38,924 Go on a honeymoon with her, 615 00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,378 and we don't even like each other anymore? 616 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,023 Why, it's not even decent. 617 00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:46,304 I'm not going to say how I feel about it, 618 00:34:46,328 --> 00:34:48,504 because, of course, I don't intend to do it. 619 00:34:48,642 --> 00:34:49,704 Do you want a divorce? 620 00:34:49,728 --> 00:34:50,904 - Of course I do! - Most certainly. 621 00:34:50,928 --> 00:34:53,304 Then you'll do it my way. 622 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:57,104 You boys and girls think it's very romantic and exciting 623 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,962 to get married just because it's wartime. 624 00:35:00,442 --> 00:35:02,610 You don't stop to think for a minute 625 00:35:02,635 --> 00:35:05,138 that there's going to be an after-the-war time, 626 00:35:05,163 --> 00:35:08,378 and a whole long life to be lived together. 627 00:35:09,528 --> 00:35:12,104 You go ahead and bring children into the world 628 00:35:12,128 --> 00:35:16,704 without the slightest thought that those children have parents coming to them. 629 00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:18,587 - Two parents. - But, Your Honor... 630 00:35:18,611 --> 00:35:21,504 And in order to have a re-hearing of your case, 631 00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:26,304 you will first do as this young lady's father has been intelligent enough to suggest. 632 00:35:26,328 --> 00:35:29,704 Intelligent. He's a traitor, that's what he is. 633 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,904 I didn't think a father of mine would betray his own... 634 00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:34,378 Order. Order, please. 635 00:35:35,728 --> 00:35:38,355 Sergeant and Mrs. Anderson, 636 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:40,628 you are to go to San Francisco 637 00:35:40,653 --> 00:35:45,620 and, step by step, retrace your courtship and your marriage there. 638 00:35:45,974 --> 00:35:49,468 Step by step. Do you understand? 639 00:35:49,575 --> 00:35:54,448 Wherever you went, whatever you did, whatever you said. 640 00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:58,303 And maybe along the way somewhere, 641 00:35:58,328 --> 00:36:00,978 you'll find again what you've lost. 642 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,607 But, Judge, don't you see how insane it is? 643 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:09,904 How can people go on a honeymoon when they have a baby with 'em? 644 00:36:09,928 --> 00:36:11,378 Certainly. Think of him. 645 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,304 It would be something he could never live down probably. 646 00:36:13,328 --> 00:36:16,704 If it got around that his parents had him with 'em on their honeymoon. 647 00:36:16,728 --> 00:36:18,170 How does that sound? 648 00:36:18,195 --> 00:36:22,503 I hereby commend your son to the care of the juvenile court for... 649 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:23,815 You will not! 650 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,216 For the period you will be gone, Mrs. Anderson. 651 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:30,734 We have expert nurses. He'll be well taken care of. Don't you worry. 652 00:36:30,759 --> 00:36:33,735 And your father will be here to oversee everything. 653 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,733 That will be a help. 654 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:40,090 At the end of this period, you will come back to me 655 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:42,303 and attest to and swear to the fact 656 00:36:42,328 --> 00:36:45,378 that you have carried out the orders of this court. 657 00:36:46,388 --> 00:36:48,014 I want to warn you 658 00:36:48,121 --> 00:36:52,697 that any deviation from this order will constitute a contempt to this court. 659 00:36:53,021 --> 00:36:56,597 And any attempt to falsify this report brought to me 660 00:36:56,728 --> 00:36:58,778 will result in a charge of perjury. 661 00:37:01,315 --> 00:37:03,491 Sergeant and Mrs. Andrew Anderson, 662 00:37:03,528 --> 00:37:05,704 Sonora, California. Double or twin? 663 00:37:05,728 --> 00:37:07,504 Uh, we want two rooms. 664 00:37:07,619 --> 00:37:10,197 They should be next to each other but not connecting. 665 00:37:10,222 --> 00:37:12,798 - They weren't connecting, were they? - Certainly not. 666 00:37:12,823 --> 00:37:14,504 But aren't you married? 667 00:37:14,528 --> 00:37:17,378 - Sure we're married. - As a matter of fact, we're on our honeymoon. 668 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,304 Oh, I see. 669 00:37:20,328 --> 00:37:21,578 Fine. 670 00:37:21,899 --> 00:37:23,904 Bellboy. 671 00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:26,178 - Good evening. - Good evening. 672 00:37:26,528 --> 00:37:29,378 204 and 206. Here. 673 00:37:31,528 --> 00:37:32,704 Right this way, please. 674 00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,712 Oh, well, we're not going up yet. 675 00:37:34,768 --> 00:37:37,144 Oh, no. No, we're not even acquainted yet. 676 00:37:37,328 --> 00:37:40,511 I mean, at this point, you see, I'd never even seen her before in my life. 677 00:37:41,288 --> 00:37:44,463 It's only, uh, 6:00. We didn't even meet until 7:00. 678 00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:45,664 Oh, I see. 679 00:37:45,689 --> 00:37:48,627 Uh, no, you don't. But I really couldn't expect you to. 680 00:37:48,854 --> 00:37:50,304 Of course not. 681 00:38:00,128 --> 00:38:02,504 Well, she's nutty as a fruitcake. 682 00:38:02,528 --> 00:38:04,378 You think I'd better not take 'em in? 683 00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,243 Well... 684 00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:09,904 Seems like a darn nice girl and it seems, uh, 685 00:38:09,928 --> 00:38:12,904 a shame to toss her out when rooms are so hard to get. 686 00:38:12,928 --> 00:38:15,904 And, and the fellow seems harmless enough. 687 00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:18,638 Well, maybe he is and maybe he isn't. 688 00:38:18,825 --> 00:38:23,178 Why do you suppose she don't want their rooms connecting if he's so harmless? 689 00:38:23,728 --> 00:38:25,193 Ah... 690 00:38:25,218 --> 00:38:28,668 You can't tell what a fellow like that is liable to... 691 00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:34,020 You know, I feel... I feel sorry for that girl. 692 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:38,703 You know, I'm going to kinda keep my eyes on things tonight. 693 00:38:38,728 --> 00:38:40,178 Thanks, Ben. 694 00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:46,422 Well, this is it. 695 00:38:46,528 --> 00:38:49,820 How do you suppose I ever thought this was beautiful? It's hideous. 696 00:38:49,868 --> 00:38:51,794 Beautiful? You did? 697 00:38:51,848 --> 00:38:54,298 I think I did, yes. Good heavens. 698 00:38:55,408 --> 00:38:56,632 Well. 699 00:38:56,657 --> 00:39:01,556 Well, let's see. I was sitting at the counter by myself and, uh... 700 00:39:02,328 --> 00:39:03,504 Well... 701 00:39:03,528 --> 00:39:06,537 If this doesn't make me feel the silliest, I... 702 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:07,988 Well, go ahead. Go ahead. 703 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,073 - I came in, didn't I, when I saw you sitting? - Yes. 704 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:13,516 You came in and you sat on the stool next to me. 705 00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:16,570 And I dropped my bag accidentally. 706 00:39:16,728 --> 00:39:18,325 That's your story. 707 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,938 And you picked it up and you said... 708 00:39:21,495 --> 00:39:23,471 Do you remember what you said? 709 00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:25,505 Well, do we even have to remember the words? 710 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:28,704 You heard the man, didn't you? You want a divorce, don't you? 711 00:39:28,728 --> 00:39:31,274 - I do. - Uh... 712 00:39:31,881 --> 00:39:35,863 Well, you said that you thought it was nice that I didn't think you were fresh. 713 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,183 I did? 714 00:39:37,328 --> 00:39:39,778 - You were there, weren't you? - Yeah. 715 00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,403 - You sure I said that? - Well... 716 00:39:42,612 --> 00:39:45,454 It was something like that. That's near enough anyway. 717 00:39:46,128 --> 00:39:48,904 If this doesn't make me feel like a complete idiot... 718 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:53,778 Hello. 719 00:39:54,674 --> 00:39:56,916 - Hello. - What'll it be? 720 00:39:57,041 --> 00:39:58,889 Oh, a cup of coffee, I guess. 721 00:39:59,472 --> 00:40:00,485 Cream? 722 00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:03,526 It doesn't matter. I'm only going to use it as a prop anyway. 723 00:40:16,801 --> 00:40:18,651 What'll it be, soldier? 724 00:40:19,401 --> 00:40:21,119 Oh, uh, coffee, I guess. 725 00:40:21,144 --> 00:40:23,689 - Cream? - I don't care. I'm not going to drink it. 726 00:40:23,801 --> 00:40:25,877 Oh, I didn't come in here for coffee, you see. 727 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:27,751 I just came in to pick her up. 728 00:40:28,128 --> 00:40:30,178 Well, let's get it over with. 729 00:40:32,507 --> 00:40:33,943 Accidentally. 730 00:40:37,328 --> 00:40:39,505 I like it the way you don't think I'm fresh. 731 00:40:39,547 --> 00:40:42,304 Now look, bud, I'm patriotic as the next one, see. 732 00:40:42,328 --> 00:40:44,504 But we don't go along with pickups in here. 733 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:47,289 If you want to howl, go outside and find somebody. 734 00:40:47,341 --> 00:40:48,647 I have to pick her up. 735 00:40:48,672 --> 00:40:51,422 Oh, no, you don't have to do no such thing. 736 00:40:51,447 --> 00:40:53,904 - Yes, he does. It's the law. - The what? 737 00:40:53,928 --> 00:40:56,904 I mean, if he wants a divorce, he's got to. 738 00:40:56,928 --> 00:40:58,004 Oh... 739 00:40:58,054 --> 00:41:00,430 One of them professional correspondents, eh? 740 00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:03,103 Well, don't you go starting such a business in here, girly... 741 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,753 Will you please keep out of this? 742 00:41:04,778 --> 00:41:06,834 You don't think we're enjoying it, do you? 743 00:41:06,928 --> 00:41:09,957 I can certainly think of nicer ways to earn a living. 744 00:41:10,021 --> 00:41:11,503 Why don't you get an honest job? 745 00:41:11,528 --> 00:41:13,767 - There's lots of openings... - I don't want a job. 746 00:41:14,954 --> 00:41:17,822 It's women like you that are tearing down the war effort. 747 00:41:18,005 --> 00:41:19,504 - Let me point out... - Look, Joe! 748 00:41:19,528 --> 00:41:22,104 Look, I couldn't anyway, you see, because I've got a baby. 749 00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:23,778 - You see? - Sure. 750 00:41:24,135 --> 00:41:26,311 So, you've got a baby? 751 00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:28,615 Well, well, well. 752 00:41:28,828 --> 00:41:30,471 And who's looking out for that baby 753 00:41:30,496 --> 00:41:34,425 while you're hanging around places pickin' up soldiers so they can get divorces? 754 00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:37,431 He's the ward of the juvenile court this week. 755 00:41:37,456 --> 00:41:38,512 Now look, bud. 756 00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:42,240 I'd imagine after running into a wrong dame like this one, 757 00:41:42,265 --> 00:41:44,903 you'd realize you've got a pretty nice wife at home 758 00:41:44,928 --> 00:41:46,622 and you wouldn't want to get a divorce. 759 00:41:46,647 --> 00:41:48,423 She's my wife. 760 00:41:48,494 --> 00:41:51,152 - Who? - Me. That's who. 761 00:41:51,521 --> 00:41:52,897 You're his wife? 762 00:41:52,954 --> 00:41:55,504 Is it so unusual for people to have wives? 763 00:41:55,528 --> 00:41:57,704 Well then, what're you doing coming in here 764 00:41:57,728 --> 00:41:59,465 like you never saw her before, trying to pick her up? 765 00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:01,104 We told you, it's the law. 766 00:42:01,128 --> 00:42:04,378 For heaven's sakes, if he's going to be so stupid, let's go. 767 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,757 Well, where do we go from here? 768 00:42:07,782 --> 00:42:09,758 Do you remember? 769 00:42:09,783 --> 00:42:13,143 Uh, up on that hill and back to the bridge. 770 00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:14,603 Why? 771 00:42:14,728 --> 00:42:16,778 Well, do I have to even remember that? 772 00:42:18,134 --> 00:42:21,710 I don't suppose you'd remember that you bought me a corsage. 773 00:42:21,735 --> 00:42:23,394 Corsage? 774 00:42:23,594 --> 00:42:26,609 I did not. It was a gardenia. 775 00:42:28,007 --> 00:42:30,503 And I don't suppose I told you at the time 776 00:42:30,528 --> 00:42:33,978 that the smell of gardenias make me very, very ill. 777 00:42:50,641 --> 00:42:54,128 Why do you suppose we picked a windy, miserable place like this? 778 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:56,371 - You said you liked wind. - I did? 779 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,489 I hate wind. 780 00:42:58,514 --> 00:43:01,490 Well, then... Then you were a liar besides. 781 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:04,904 It's possible you did a little exaggerating yourself. 782 00:43:04,928 --> 00:43:07,904 - Yeah? About what? - About us, if you'd like to know. 783 00:43:07,928 --> 00:43:09,704 Yeah? What did I say? 784 00:43:09,728 --> 00:43:12,778 Well, it would sound too utterly silly. 785 00:43:13,528 --> 00:43:14,978 Okay, skip it. 786 00:43:18,574 --> 00:43:21,641 You said you wanted something to fight for. 787 00:43:21,981 --> 00:43:24,557 Well, what's so "utterly silly" about that? 788 00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:28,391 Oh, for heaven's sakes, it sounded silly to me at the time. 789 00:43:28,728 --> 00:43:31,890 Oh, it did? Well, I don't remember you mentioning it. 790 00:43:32,328 --> 00:43:34,555 Well, I was probably so glassy-eyed, 791 00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:37,178 I didn't actually hear what you were saying. 792 00:43:37,727 --> 00:43:39,977 Glassy-eyed? About what? 793 00:43:42,801 --> 00:43:44,451 Oh, let's go. 794 00:43:46,401 --> 00:43:47,756 For heaven's sakes! 795 00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:52,327 There isn't any law that says that people have to freeze to death to get a divorce, is there? 796 00:43:52,354 --> 00:43:54,948 Well, is that all we did up here? 797 00:43:56,434 --> 00:44:00,664 No, there was one other little item. 798 00:44:00,928 --> 00:44:04,978 - You, uh, proposed to me. - Oh yeah. Yeah. 799 00:44:05,928 --> 00:44:07,234 So I did. 800 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,703 I don't remember my reaction exactly. 801 00:44:09,728 --> 00:44:12,904 I must've said yes. We're married. 802 00:44:12,928 --> 00:44:15,506 Your reaction I remember perfectly. 803 00:44:16,428 --> 00:44:20,878 You were appalled by the fact that there was a law that said we had to wait three days. 804 00:44:23,014 --> 00:44:25,264 What an insulting thing to say! 805 00:44:25,672 --> 00:44:26,672 Nevertheless... 806 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:30,304 Well I was probably so cold my brain was numb. 807 00:44:30,328 --> 00:44:33,255 Well, you apparently never got thawed out, that's all I know. 808 00:44:33,341 --> 00:44:36,391 I don't think you could thaw anybody out anyway. 809 00:44:37,728 --> 00:44:39,778 You haven't a very good memory, have you? 810 00:44:40,687 --> 00:44:43,103 I just wish I had it all to do over again. 811 00:44:43,128 --> 00:44:44,578 That's all I wish. 812 00:44:45,128 --> 00:44:46,578 Well, you have. 813 00:44:50,234 --> 00:44:52,810 Well, I'm going. I don't know about you. 814 00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:54,843 I have to go with you whether I like it or not, don't I? 815 00:44:54,928 --> 00:44:58,784 Well, it's only for four days. If I can put up with it, you can. 816 00:44:59,128 --> 00:45:00,426 Well, are you coming? 817 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,785 - Oh, I, uh, I just remembered something else. - What? 818 00:45:04,528 --> 00:45:05,778 I kissed you. 819 00:45:06,928 --> 00:45:08,303 Well, for heaven's sakes! 820 00:45:08,328 --> 00:45:09,792 There's no use overdoing it, is there? 821 00:45:09,817 --> 00:45:11,904 I mean, couldn't we just tell them that, that we... 822 00:45:11,928 --> 00:45:13,578 And get put in jail for perjury? 823 00:45:15,328 --> 00:45:18,178 Oh, yeah, that's right. 824 00:45:19,688 --> 00:45:21,738 Well, okay. 825 00:45:39,941 --> 00:45:41,591 It's just for the record. 826 00:45:43,128 --> 00:45:44,888 Yeah, sure. 827 00:45:45,328 --> 00:45:49,778 Like you say, it's safer to be on the safe side. 828 00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:58,244 204 and 206, please. 829 00:45:58,269 --> 00:45:59,719 Oh... 830 00:46:02,987 --> 00:46:04,763 - Good evening. - Good evening. 831 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,703 Well, I see you got acquainted. 832 00:46:06,728 --> 00:46:08,825 Oh, yes. That's what we went out for. 833 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,704 Yes. Well, I'm glad you got together. 834 00:46:11,826 --> 00:46:13,772 Oh, it wasn't difficult. We knew right where we'd be. 835 00:46:13,797 --> 00:46:15,071 Yes, well, 836 00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:16,946 - good night. - Good night. 837 00:46:39,161 --> 00:46:40,937 Well, I... 838 00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:43,138 guess we were pretty lucky to get 839 00:46:43,183 --> 00:46:46,033 two rooms in a hotel in times like these. 840 00:46:46,828 --> 00:46:49,478 Yeah, I call that darn lucky. 841 00:46:50,587 --> 00:46:52,868 Yes, indeed. 842 00:46:53,528 --> 00:46:57,245 Do, uh... Do you remember why we wanted two rooms next to each other? 843 00:46:57,413 --> 00:46:58,663 Why... 844 00:46:59,781 --> 00:47:02,176 - No, do you? - Sure. 845 00:47:02,255 --> 00:47:05,190 Sure, it was so we could talk to each other through the walls. 846 00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:07,551 Now do you remember? 847 00:47:07,728 --> 00:47:11,904 Oh, yes. Yes, we had a code. We knocked on the walls. 848 00:47:11,928 --> 00:47:14,173 That was certainly childish, wasn't it? 849 00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:17,648 Yes, imagine, having a code. 850 00:47:24,328 --> 00:47:25,978 I, uh... 851 00:47:26,227 --> 00:47:28,535 I don't suppose you, uh, 852 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,010 you remember it? 853 00:47:30,801 --> 00:47:32,851 No, of course not. 854 00:47:36,168 --> 00:47:38,819 - Why, do you? - Me? Nah. 855 00:47:40,654 --> 00:47:42,304 Well, uh... 856 00:47:43,021 --> 00:47:44,671 Well, I... 857 00:47:48,328 --> 00:47:50,904 - Good night. - Oh, good night. 858 00:47:51,081 --> 00:47:53,725 You know, that's your room and this is hers. 859 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,126 Yes, we know. 860 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:57,903 You know, there's no baths in these rooms. 861 00:47:57,928 --> 00:48:01,704 - Baths are down at the end of the hall there. - Yes, we know. 862 00:48:01,728 --> 00:48:03,978 - Well, good night. - Good night. 863 00:48:07,447 --> 00:48:08,623 Well, I... 864 00:48:08,728 --> 00:48:11,304 I guess you won't sleep on the floor tonight. 865 00:48:11,328 --> 00:48:14,778 Well, I'll try the bed and if it throws me, it throws me. 866 00:48:14,803 --> 00:48:16,379 I, uh... 867 00:48:16,528 --> 00:48:18,904 I guess it would seem kind of funny 868 00:48:18,928 --> 00:48:21,869 going to bed without having the baby right there. 869 00:48:21,914 --> 00:48:25,090 Oh. Yes, I never have. 870 00:48:25,221 --> 00:48:28,197 Well, this... This won't take very long. 871 00:48:28,328 --> 00:48:30,104 No, only four days. 872 00:48:30,128 --> 00:48:32,178 Oh, I hope he's all right. 873 00:48:32,781 --> 00:48:34,357 Well, good night. 874 00:48:34,528 --> 00:48:36,178 Good night, Janie. 875 00:48:37,841 --> 00:48:39,691 - Oh, Janie. - Yes. 876 00:48:42,511 --> 00:48:44,071 Here's your key. 877 00:48:44,328 --> 00:48:47,904 Oh, thank you. Good night. 878 00:48:47,928 --> 00:48:49,378 Good night. 879 00:48:51,528 --> 00:48:53,778 She got a baby, eh? 880 00:48:57,428 --> 00:48:58,878 We've got a baby. 881 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:00,800 I see. 882 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:03,148 And you're on your honeymoon? 883 00:49:04,128 --> 00:49:08,072 Well, technically, of course, we're not even married yet. 884 00:49:08,575 --> 00:49:11,025 I mean, we get our license in the morning. 885 00:49:12,128 --> 00:49:13,778 Oh, I see. 886 00:49:15,188 --> 00:49:17,438 Like fun you do. 887 00:49:32,728 --> 00:49:35,178 Yeah, you're a nice girl. 888 00:49:35,528 --> 00:49:36,704 Why, thank you. 889 00:49:36,728 --> 00:49:40,678 Yeah, don't you worry, we're right behind you every minute. 890 00:49:40,827 --> 00:49:41,829 Thank you. 891 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:43,630 I'll be... I'll be right here. 892 00:49:43,654 --> 00:49:45,830 Right outside your door all night, 893 00:49:45,854 --> 00:49:49,630 and if there's anything you want, you just call us. 894 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,830 Well, that's very nice, but... 895 00:49:51,854 --> 00:49:55,230 Oh, why all the service? Aren't there any other guests in the hotel? 896 00:49:55,254 --> 00:49:57,030 Oh, yes, there's... 897 00:49:57,054 --> 00:49:58,430 There's one in every room. 898 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,830 And in some rooms, there's two. 899 00:50:00,854 --> 00:50:03,230 But you won't need them. 900 00:50:03,254 --> 00:50:06,304 I'm on duty here all night long. 901 00:50:09,454 --> 00:50:10,904 Thank you. 902 00:51:24,094 --> 00:51:25,670 Yes? 903 00:51:25,854 --> 00:51:28,430 What seems to be the trouble, son? 904 00:51:28,454 --> 00:51:29,830 Trouble, about what? 905 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:32,504 Well, can I do something for you or something? 906 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:33,933 Why? 907 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,596 Well, you're making a lot of noise. 908 00:51:36,674 --> 00:51:37,850 Oh. 909 00:51:38,001 --> 00:51:40,030 - Oh, oh, that. - Mmm. 910 00:51:40,054 --> 00:51:42,830 Well, uh, that's... That's just a way 911 00:51:42,854 --> 00:51:44,770 I figured how to say, "I love you." 912 00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:50,630 Well, that's mighty nice of you, son. 913 00:51:50,654 --> 00:51:54,296 Yes, that's mighty nice and I appreciate it. 914 00:51:54,394 --> 00:51:57,235 And now that we understand one another, 915 00:51:57,259 --> 00:52:01,830 how about you go into bed like a good fellow, and don't be afraid of that bed. 916 00:52:01,854 --> 00:52:03,830 It won't throw you. 917 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:07,304 Just hang on tight and you'll be all right. 918 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:11,200 Well, uh, thanks. Thanks a lot. 919 00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:14,430 - Well, good night. - Good night. 920 00:52:14,454 --> 00:52:16,304 - Good night. - Good night. 921 00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:37,490 - Poor kid. - Who? 922 00:52:37,515 --> 00:52:39,505 Oh, he's all right now. 923 00:52:39,530 --> 00:52:41,506 I handled him fine. 924 00:52:41,531 --> 00:52:43,507 When he told me he loved me, 925 00:52:43,532 --> 00:52:46,782 I never even batted an eye. 926 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:56,104 Silly thing. 927 00:54:24,521 --> 00:54:27,030 - Now, look here. - Now, you look here. 928 00:54:27,054 --> 00:54:28,630 Why don't you go away and let me alone? 929 00:54:28,654 --> 00:54:32,556 Why don't you go to bed nice and quiet like I told you? 930 00:54:32,581 --> 00:54:33,757 I have been quiet. 931 00:54:33,782 --> 00:54:36,030 You've been raising a rumpus around here. 932 00:54:36,054 --> 00:54:37,630 I heard you. I ain't deaf. 933 00:54:37,654 --> 00:54:41,030 You've been hammering on the walls like a raving maniac. 934 00:54:41,054 --> 00:54:43,682 Why... I didn't mean that, son. 935 00:54:43,707 --> 00:54:45,883 I have not been hammering on the walls. 936 00:54:45,954 --> 00:54:48,530 Is this the only wall in this hotel? 937 00:54:48,555 --> 00:54:50,731 Am I the only person staying here? 938 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:53,096 Now, maybe he was knocking on his wall. 939 00:54:53,121 --> 00:54:55,571 Or maybe she was knocking on her wall. 940 00:54:56,367 --> 00:54:57,931 Hey. 941 00:54:58,074 --> 00:54:59,324 Maybe... 942 00:54:59,561 --> 00:55:01,211 Maybe she was. 943 00:55:04,254 --> 00:55:06,030 Wait, now don't go throwing... 944 00:55:06,054 --> 00:55:08,030 Don't go throwing the blame on her. 945 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,030 You know, she's not to blame. She's a nice girl. 946 00:55:11,054 --> 00:55:14,030 She wouldn't go around hammering on hotel walls. 947 00:55:14,054 --> 00:55:17,104 Well, sometimes, nice girls will surprise you. 948 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:26,430 No, you don't. 949 00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:29,704 Not with Benjamin L. Pidgeon on the job. 950 00:56:29,454 --> 00:56:31,704 - Janie? - What? 951 00:56:33,367 --> 00:56:34,654 Did, uh... 952 00:56:34,679 --> 00:56:36,529 Did you knock on the wall last night? 953 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,291 I... I just thought I heard something that sounded like... 954 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:43,966 What wall? 955 00:56:49,427 --> 00:56:52,877 How can I answer a question that says, "Have you been married before?" 956 00:56:53,354 --> 00:56:54,604 Well, have you? 957 00:57:00,654 --> 00:57:01,705 Did you? 958 00:57:01,730 --> 00:57:03,306 Did I what? 959 00:57:03,331 --> 00:57:04,981 Knock on the wall. 960 00:57:05,627 --> 00:57:07,077 What wall? 961 00:57:08,454 --> 00:57:11,224 I can't answer these, they're just too silly that's all. 962 00:57:11,249 --> 00:57:12,899 Raise your right hand. 963 00:57:14,940 --> 00:57:16,829 - Could I help you? - No. No, thank you. 964 00:57:16,854 --> 00:57:18,656 We've filled them all out before anyway. 965 00:57:18,681 --> 00:57:20,657 - Oh, you were married before? - Yes. 966 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,030 Both of you? 967 00:57:22,054 --> 00:57:25,545 - Well, naturally. - We are now, to each other. 968 00:57:26,334 --> 00:57:28,842 So you see, we didn't come here to be married at all. 969 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,676 Why should we? 970 00:57:30,701 --> 00:57:32,077 Then why are you here? 971 00:57:32,254 --> 00:57:34,030 We're trying to get a divorce. 972 00:57:34,054 --> 00:57:37,430 If people would just stop mixing us up, maybe we could get somewhere. 973 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,230 Well, you have the wrong department. 974 00:57:39,254 --> 00:57:40,631 The divorce court is down the hall. 975 00:57:40,655 --> 00:57:42,830 This is the marriage license bureau. 976 00:57:42,854 --> 00:57:44,904 We know that perfectly well. 977 00:57:46,454 --> 00:57:48,504 What do you think we are, blind or something? 978 00:57:50,214 --> 00:57:51,630 Well, let's go. 979 00:57:51,654 --> 00:57:54,230 We've been here, at least we can swear to that. 980 00:57:54,254 --> 00:57:56,546 Sure, that ought to be all that's necessary. 981 00:57:57,154 --> 00:57:59,330 Sometimes, I don't know where I'm going to get the strength 982 00:57:59,355 --> 00:58:01,240 to go through three more days of this. 983 00:58:01,265 --> 00:58:02,341 Four. 984 00:58:02,628 --> 00:58:04,541 We can't get married for three days, 985 00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:07,430 and, uh, then there's the day after that. 986 00:58:07,454 --> 00:58:10,030 Oh, you don't have to wait three days. They've changed that law. 987 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,230 You can get married right away. 988 00:58:11,254 --> 00:58:13,030 And get arrested for perjury? 989 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:15,153 No, thank you. 990 00:58:32,961 --> 00:58:36,411 Would you mind not sounding like a hay rabbit. 991 00:58:36,741 --> 00:58:37,917 Hmm? 992 00:58:38,007 --> 00:58:41,057 Put out your light and go to sleep, will you, Henry? 993 00:58:43,054 --> 00:58:44,704 All right. 994 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:49,394 Put out my light but... you can't expect me to go to sleep. 995 00:58:49,487 --> 00:58:51,063 Why can't I? 996 00:58:51,387 --> 00:58:54,637 - Mmm, I keep thinking. - Yeah, I know. 997 00:58:55,454 --> 00:58:57,230 Two days they've been gone now. 998 00:58:57,254 --> 00:58:59,095 Yeah, two days more. 999 00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:02,965 I don't think there's anything selfish about my thinking, you understand, 1000 00:59:03,254 --> 00:59:05,704 but gee, I just feel so sorry for Janie. 1001 00:59:06,054 --> 00:59:07,346 Sorry for her? 1002 00:59:07,371 --> 00:59:09,547 Well, yes. I know what she's going through. 1003 00:59:09,754 --> 00:59:12,503 I think it's terrible that she has to be humiliated like this. 1004 00:59:12,528 --> 00:59:13,704 It's tough. 1005 00:59:13,729 --> 00:59:15,281 That's just wishful thinking, my boy. 1006 00:59:15,306 --> 00:59:17,030 Just plain wishful thinking. 1007 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,309 Well, she cried when she left. She didn't want to go, did she? 1008 00:59:19,334 --> 00:59:21,184 That was two days ago. 1009 00:59:23,161 --> 00:59:25,411 You think she might change in two days? 1010 00:59:26,834 --> 00:59:30,684 I have a great deal of faith in the American army, Henry. 1011 00:59:30,941 --> 00:59:32,991 A great deal of faith. 1012 01:00:01,154 --> 01:00:03,204 Well, you can still dance. 1013 01:00:04,194 --> 01:00:05,844 So can you. 1014 01:00:10,348 --> 01:00:13,198 - I haven't danced since. - Since when? 1015 01:00:13,854 --> 01:00:15,904 Since the night we were married. 1016 01:00:22,254 --> 01:00:23,904 Doesn't Henry dance? 1017 01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:26,504 I don't know. 1018 01:00:29,598 --> 01:00:31,785 Doesn't he ever take you out any place? 1019 01:00:32,074 --> 01:00:34,524 Well, why should he? 1020 01:00:37,255 --> 01:00:39,929 Oh, he takes out the garbage, and I just thought maybe... 1021 01:00:39,953 --> 01:00:41,620 What did you say? 1022 01:00:41,854 --> 01:00:44,096 Oh, Janie, I didn't mean that the way it sounded, 1023 01:00:44,121 --> 01:00:45,982 I... I just meant that he... 1024 01:00:46,007 --> 01:00:48,630 Well, he sits with the baby when your father takes you out, 1025 01:00:48,654 --> 01:00:53,304 and I just thought maybe he sat with you when the baby took your father out. 1026 01:00:57,194 --> 01:00:59,044 I... I didn't mean that. 1027 01:01:06,254 --> 01:01:08,430 Look at that pretty thing. 1028 01:01:08,454 --> 01:01:12,652 And convoyed by just a plain little old staff sergeant. 1029 01:01:13,386 --> 01:01:16,244 I suppose you'll marry Henry after you get a divorce from me. 1030 01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,257 Why do you suppose that? 1031 01:01:20,941 --> 01:01:23,991 Well, you're used to him and everything. 1032 01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,464 Yes, I am used to him. 1033 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:34,828 I suppose he's... He's been a better husband than I've been? 1034 01:01:35,054 --> 01:01:39,504 Well, he's been around and you haven't, if that's what you mean. 1035 01:01:41,254 --> 01:01:43,304 Well, is that my fault? 1036 01:01:44,254 --> 01:01:45,926 Well, is it mine? 1037 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:48,001 I didn't start this war, did I? 1038 01:01:48,687 --> 01:01:49,937 Well, did I? 1039 01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:00,504 You know, I... 1040 01:02:01,654 --> 01:02:04,904 I don't guess anybody our age would start a war. 1041 01:02:06,654 --> 01:02:08,030 Well, I... 1042 01:02:08,054 --> 01:02:13,830 I guess it's a certain type of person who hasn't anybody that always starts war. 1043 01:02:13,854 --> 01:02:18,304 What they don't count on is how hard people who do have somebody will fight back. 1044 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,229 Janie, 1045 01:02:21,254 --> 01:02:24,104 you know, I've thought a hundred times, I guess... 1046 01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:29,975 Uh, Sergeant, don't you know that hording is unpatriotic. 1047 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,516 Hey! 1048 01:02:35,654 --> 01:02:38,230 - You're not married or anything, are you? - Well... 1049 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:42,404 Well... Well, I don't know what you mean by "or anything." 1050 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,519 I will rephrase the question. 1051 01:02:44,544 --> 01:02:45,544 You're not married, are you? 1052 01:02:45,569 --> 01:02:47,141 - She is. - She is not. 1053 01:02:47,165 --> 01:02:49,630 You forget, Sergeant, I only met you night before last. 1054 01:02:49,654 --> 01:02:53,230 No, kiddin'. Well, that's not much of a head start. 1055 01:02:53,254 --> 01:02:55,230 He, uh... He has proposed to me. 1056 01:02:55,254 --> 01:02:56,430 And been accepted. 1057 01:02:56,454 --> 01:02:58,325 You do work fast, don't you? 1058 01:02:58,350 --> 01:03:00,629 Not that I blame you. 1059 01:03:00,654 --> 01:03:02,104 Thank you. 1060 01:03:03,854 --> 01:03:07,830 Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but she hasn't mentioned that she has a baby. 1061 01:03:07,854 --> 01:03:09,904 You're not old enough. 1062 01:03:12,641 --> 01:03:13,773 See. 1063 01:03:13,798 --> 01:03:16,174 - Nevertheless... - Well, I love babies. 1064 01:03:16,341 --> 01:03:18,917 Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that some men do. 1065 01:03:19,054 --> 01:03:21,030 Did I ever say that I didn't love babies? 1066 01:03:21,054 --> 01:03:24,430 I really don't remember discussing the fact with you. 1067 01:03:24,454 --> 01:03:25,948 Well, I love babies. 1068 01:03:25,973 --> 01:03:27,430 Does she look like you? 1069 01:03:27,454 --> 01:03:29,630 It's a he and he looks just like me. 1070 01:03:29,654 --> 01:03:31,630 - Why? - Because he's my kid, that's why. 1071 01:03:31,654 --> 01:03:33,830 And you only met her night before last? 1072 01:03:33,854 --> 01:03:36,030 Brother, you do work fast. 1073 01:03:36,054 --> 01:03:38,430 Look, do you want a poke in the nose or will you go quietly? 1074 01:03:38,454 --> 01:03:40,900 - Would you mind repeating that remark. - I'd be glad to. 1075 01:03:40,925 --> 01:03:42,920 What do you want him to repeat it for? It sounds so ridiculous 1076 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,630 - in the first place. - If you are a soldier. 1077 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,430 - Of course he's a soldier. - Where's your collar insignia. 1078 01:03:46,454 --> 01:03:47,726 He lost them. He told me all about. 1079 01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:49,148 They were gone when he got out of the hospital. 1080 01:03:49,172 --> 01:03:51,830 That's what he told you. Now look, pretty thing, 1081 01:03:51,854 --> 01:03:55,030 let's you and me just pretend that the boy scout never happened. 1082 01:03:55,054 --> 01:03:56,731 - Oh. - You put your arm around her once more 1083 01:03:56,755 --> 01:03:59,144 - and you won't use it again, I'm telling you. - Is that so, brother? 1084 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,429 - No! No! - Wait... 1085 01:04:00,454 --> 01:04:01,931 What's going on here, Sergeant? 1086 01:04:01,955 --> 01:04:03,831 - Well, it seems... - I was dancing around with... 1087 01:04:03,855 --> 01:04:05,830 - Now! Now, just a minute! - Me and my girlfriend... 1088 01:04:05,854 --> 01:04:09,117 This sergeant here has been very fresh, Mr. MP. 1089 01:04:09,142 --> 01:04:10,915 And I'd like to know why a girl can't spend the evening 1090 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:12,430 with her husband without being annoyed. 1091 01:04:12,454 --> 01:04:14,949 With your husband? You told me you just met him night before last, I don't... 1092 01:04:14,974 --> 01:04:17,230 You, uh... You better get back over the fence. 1093 01:04:17,254 --> 01:04:19,904 - Don't you think, Sergeant? - Thank you. 1094 01:04:20,254 --> 01:04:22,104 Come on, darling. 1095 01:04:29,854 --> 01:04:31,575 Women. 1096 01:04:32,054 --> 01:04:34,904 You, uh, might as well learn it young. 1097 01:04:36,054 --> 01:04:37,504 Yeah. 1098 01:04:45,254 --> 01:04:46,946 Thanks. 1099 01:04:47,254 --> 01:04:49,030 For what, for heaven's sakes? 1100 01:04:49,054 --> 01:04:51,430 For admitting in public that I'm your husband. 1101 01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,630 Must have been quite a strain. 1102 01:04:53,654 --> 01:04:56,904 Well, I'm strong. I can stand it. 1103 01:05:00,914 --> 01:05:02,964 - Andy? - What? 1104 01:05:04,654 --> 01:05:08,430 What did you mean when you said you 1105 01:05:08,454 --> 01:05:10,904 thought about a hundred times that... 1106 01:05:13,054 --> 01:05:14,704 Did I say that? 1107 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,304 Maybe you didn't, maybe I only thought you did. 1108 01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:29,504 Thanks. 1109 01:05:32,454 --> 01:05:34,288 "Andrew Anderson, 1110 01:05:34,313 --> 01:05:36,289 "Sonora, California. 1111 01:05:36,648 --> 01:05:40,572 "Balance of your furlough is revoked, effective immediately. 1112 01:05:40,754 --> 01:05:44,330 "You are directed to proceed without delay to this hospital. 1113 01:05:44,454 --> 01:05:50,030 "Reporting upon arrival to commanding officer Jones Comandy. 1114 01:05:50,054 --> 01:05:53,304 "Letterman General Hospital, San Francisco." 1115 01:05:56,054 --> 01:05:58,030 I don't know what to do. 1116 01:05:58,054 --> 01:05:59,671 Well, there's only one thing to do. 1117 01:05:59,696 --> 01:06:01,629 Let's get in touch with Anderson right away. 1118 01:06:01,654 --> 01:06:04,242 Yes, but they're just getting married today, Henry. 1119 01:06:04,267 --> 01:06:06,693 You think the army cares about a little detail like that? 1120 01:06:06,718 --> 01:06:09,630 When they say report immediately, they mean report immediately. 1121 01:06:09,654 --> 01:06:12,230 Yes, but to take him away now... 1122 01:06:12,425 --> 01:06:15,230 If there's ever any chance of them getting together again... 1123 01:06:15,254 --> 01:06:17,030 What good would it do him to get together 1124 01:06:17,054 --> 01:06:19,904 if he's going to spend the rest of his life in the guard house. 1125 01:06:20,254 --> 01:06:21,704 I guess you're right. 1126 01:06:22,167 --> 01:06:23,617 Certainly I'm right. 1127 01:06:32,854 --> 01:06:35,209 Hello, give me San Francisco, Polly. 1128 01:06:35,234 --> 01:06:37,304 Yeah, the Hotel Miller, right away. 1129 01:06:46,854 --> 01:06:48,997 "Balance of your furlough is revoked..." 1130 01:06:49,022 --> 01:06:50,272 Hello? 1131 01:06:51,128 --> 01:06:52,778 Hotel Miller? 1132 01:06:53,854 --> 01:06:57,904 Is Sergeant Andrew Anderson registered there? 1133 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:58,942 Why? 1134 01:06:58,967 --> 01:07:00,543 Why? 1135 01:07:01,007 --> 01:07:04,849 Because if he is, I want to speak to him, that's why. 1136 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,622 Do I know him? 1137 01:07:07,973 --> 01:07:10,406 He's my son-in-law. 1138 01:07:12,447 --> 01:07:14,497 Say, what is this? 1139 01:07:15,585 --> 01:07:19,230 Yes, I'm Mrs. Anderson's father. 1140 01:07:19,254 --> 01:07:21,100 Oh, I'm so glad to hear from you. 1141 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:25,430 I really felt that I couldn't take the responsibility on myself much longer. 1142 01:07:25,454 --> 01:07:29,830 I felt that I should do something about it but I feel so sorry for the boy. 1143 01:07:29,854 --> 01:07:33,317 And I want you to know that your daughter has been wonderful. 1144 01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:34,511 But... 1145 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,096 Yes, I'm listening. 1146 01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:40,871 Well, he was injured. I've got a telegram right here that... 1147 01:07:41,174 --> 01:07:42,824 Yes, maybe so. 1148 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,970 Well, thank you very much. 1149 01:07:46,287 --> 01:07:48,463 Certainly, I will. 1150 01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:52,511 - What's the matter? - Well, Andy is apparently gone kind of insane. 1151 01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:55,030 - If I'm to believe that bumbling idiot. - Insane? 1152 01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:58,030 Maybe something about this. That does happen, you know. 1153 01:07:58,054 --> 01:08:00,030 You can't blame the boy, he's ill. 1154 01:08:00,054 --> 01:08:03,104 We better get right to San Francisco, Henry. 1155 01:08:20,867 --> 01:08:22,643 Well... 1156 01:08:22,854 --> 01:08:24,904 This is the day, isn't it? 1157 01:08:25,454 --> 01:08:26,830 Yeah. 1158 01:08:26,854 --> 01:08:31,304 We went from here right to the ministers, didn't we? 1159 01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:33,317 Yeah. 1160 01:08:37,654 --> 01:08:40,704 Well, so, you're in again. 1161 01:08:41,714 --> 01:08:43,549 Ah, just keep away from us, will you? 1162 01:08:43,574 --> 01:08:46,394 Look, we just came in to get our marriage license and that's all. 1163 01:08:46,418 --> 01:08:48,241 So, leave us alone, will you, please? 1164 01:08:48,266 --> 01:08:49,431 What marriage license? 1165 01:08:49,455 --> 01:08:50,680 You didn't even fill one out. 1166 01:08:50,705 --> 01:08:52,830 Oh, we know that. 1167 01:08:52,854 --> 01:08:55,430 - Well, what do you want? - Nothing. 1168 01:08:56,120 --> 01:09:00,570 Oh, come on, let's go get married, for heaven's sakes. 1169 01:09:18,767 --> 01:09:21,817 Well, we certainly are different. 1170 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:26,839 I mean, with most people, getting married is the beginning. 1171 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,330 That's right. 1172 01:09:30,521 --> 01:09:32,771 With us, it's the end. 1173 01:09:33,454 --> 01:09:34,904 That's right. 1174 01:09:36,854 --> 01:09:40,561 Well, we certainly are different, I guess. 1175 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,950 Well, aren't you ever going to ring the bell? 1176 01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:52,190 Sure, I'm gonna ring the bell. 1177 01:10:01,054 --> 01:10:02,579 - How do you do? - How do you do, sir? 1178 01:10:02,604 --> 01:10:04,854 Come in. Mother! 1179 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,503 Now uh... Oh, come in. Please do. 1180 01:10:11,528 --> 01:10:13,904 Look, you don't have to call anyone. 1181 01:10:13,929 --> 01:10:17,105 But we have to have a witness. You have your license? 1182 01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:19,946 - Uh, not with us, no. I... - Oh, I'm so sorry. 1183 01:10:19,971 --> 01:10:22,547 You see, I can't marry you without it. 1184 01:10:22,654 --> 01:10:25,104 Well, we don't want you to marry us. 1185 01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:28,120 - You don't? - You already did, once. 1186 01:10:28,674 --> 01:10:31,229 - I did? - Yes, you see, we... 1187 01:10:31,254 --> 01:10:33,912 Well, we just had to come here. 1188 01:10:34,254 --> 01:10:37,563 Oh, I see. Well, now, I think that's very nice of you. 1189 01:10:37,588 --> 01:10:39,564 Won't you sit down and have a cup of tea? 1190 01:10:39,654 --> 01:10:43,104 Mother! Mother! Come here a moment. 1191 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,170 Come in, please. 1192 01:10:47,254 --> 01:10:50,515 You know, this has never happened to me before. 1193 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,352 Boys and girls come here and get married, 1194 01:10:53,377 --> 01:10:56,753 and then just take their happiness and disappear. 1195 01:10:56,983 --> 01:11:01,361 I've so often wished that I might know how they came out, so to speak. 1196 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,230 Mother, these young people have come to see us. 1197 01:11:04,254 --> 01:11:07,504 They were married here and they've come back to see us. 1198 01:11:07,613 --> 01:11:09,263 Well... 1199 01:11:10,038 --> 01:11:12,088 Why, I remember them. 1200 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:16,544 This is Jane. And um... 1201 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:18,924 Andy. 1202 01:11:19,607 --> 01:11:21,327 - Am I right? - Yes, right. 1203 01:11:21,352 --> 01:11:24,106 - You know how I remembered them? - No. 1204 01:11:24,130 --> 01:11:26,630 My husband was terrified to marry you... 1205 01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,958 Oh, but, but... 1206 01:11:27,983 --> 01:11:30,703 Because you'd only known each other a few days. 1207 01:11:30,728 --> 01:11:32,138 Wasn't that right? 1208 01:11:32,253 --> 01:11:33,874 - Three. - Yes. 1209 01:11:33,899 --> 01:11:37,830 And I told him he needn't be because I knew you were the kind of people 1210 01:11:37,854 --> 01:11:41,147 you could absolutely build the future on. 1211 01:11:41,454 --> 01:11:44,135 - That's right. - I'm so glad I was right. 1212 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,156 They're going to have a cup of tea with us, Mother. 1213 01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:48,430 Oh, I'll get two more cups. 1214 01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,425 Sit down, do. 1215 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,096 Oh, thank you. 1216 01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,852 Oh, that's all right. 1217 01:11:58,541 --> 01:12:02,083 Now tell me, how long ago was it? 1218 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,029 Ah, a year and a half. 1219 01:12:04,054 --> 01:12:07,304 A year and a half? My gracious. 1220 01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:11,884 Any family? 1221 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:14,998 Ah... Yes. Yes, we have a son. 1222 01:12:15,022 --> 01:12:17,830 Oh! Mother! Mother! 1223 01:12:17,854 --> 01:12:19,230 - Yes? - What do you think? 1224 01:12:19,254 --> 01:12:21,030 - What? - They have a son! 1225 01:12:21,054 --> 01:12:23,128 Why, of course they have a son. 1226 01:12:23,153 --> 01:12:25,843 I could have told you that, too. 1227 01:12:25,868 --> 01:12:27,815 - Will you have sugar and cream? - No, thank you. 1228 01:12:27,854 --> 01:12:29,704 - You? - No, thank you, sir. 1229 01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,753 There you are. 1230 01:12:35,301 --> 01:12:36,551 And yours. 1231 01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:41,229 Oh, wait a minute, I'll fix it for you. 1232 01:12:41,254 --> 01:12:43,224 There. How's that? 1233 01:12:43,249 --> 01:12:44,899 Fine, thanks. 1234 01:12:45,381 --> 01:12:47,630 You see, since the war, 1235 01:12:47,654 --> 01:12:52,679 we've seen so many marriages entered into without any thought of the future at all. 1236 01:12:52,704 --> 01:12:56,680 It got so we were quite frightened to marry anyone. 1237 01:12:56,967 --> 01:13:02,270 Youngsters seem to think that marriage is just all for tonight and moonlight. 1238 01:13:02,654 --> 01:13:06,704 They don't seem to realize that there's a tomorrow morning, too. 1239 01:13:07,527 --> 01:13:10,703 They don't wait to find out, like you did, 1240 01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:15,094 that it's after the honeymoon that's the best about marriage. 1241 01:13:15,119 --> 01:13:19,830 The children. And the living together and the understanding together. 1242 01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:23,088 And the knowing that there's someone beside you always. 1243 01:13:23,133 --> 01:13:25,983 Ready to take your part against the world. 1244 01:13:26,893 --> 01:13:28,614 Never to be lonely. 1245 01:13:35,814 --> 01:13:38,131 - Uh... - Oh, must you go? 1246 01:13:38,155 --> 01:13:40,630 - Oh, do you have to? - Yes, sir. Yes, we do. 1247 01:13:40,654 --> 01:13:44,536 Sorry. I can't tell you how happy your coming to see us has made us. 1248 01:13:44,561 --> 01:13:45,686 - Yes. - Thank you very much. 1249 01:13:45,711 --> 01:13:47,900 - Yes, indeed. - Thank you very much. 1250 01:13:47,925 --> 01:13:49,901 - Do come to see us again sometime. - Yes, do. 1251 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:51,701 Yes. 1252 01:13:51,725 --> 01:13:53,375 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1253 01:14:01,427 --> 01:14:06,612 Who said that dreams don't come true? 1254 01:14:06,725 --> 01:14:11,175 Who said that skies aren't blue? 1255 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:19,141 Who said the wishes we make are always in vain? 1256 01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:27,861 Who said that love isn't all? 1257 01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:33,175 Who said that stars never fall? 1258 01:14:34,085 --> 01:14:37,706 Who said that roses don't bloom 1259 01:14:37,925 --> 01:14:41,683 Down Lovers' Lane? 1260 01:14:41,996 --> 01:14:48,900 Whoever said all those things must have been lonely 1261 01:14:48,925 --> 01:14:54,500 I pity the fool, what a shame 1262 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:59,501 He probably must have been lonely 1263 01:14:59,651 --> 01:15:04,701 'Cause he never had a dream to his name 1264 01:15:05,665 --> 01:15:10,315 Who said that dreams don't come true? 1265 01:15:10,925 --> 01:15:15,175 I'll cling to my point of view 1266 01:15:16,325 --> 01:15:19,701 I know for certain they do 1267 01:15:19,725 --> 01:15:25,575 Whenever I look at you 1268 01:15:32,492 --> 01:15:36,231 How old do kids have to get before they start to walk? 1269 01:15:37,299 --> 01:15:39,406 Why, uh, different ages. 1270 01:15:39,431 --> 01:15:44,007 Why, uh, I suppose Bill might start anytime now, huh? 1271 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:47,375 Oh, he can... He can stand by himself already. 1272 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:49,173 Why? 1273 01:15:49,198 --> 01:15:52,749 Well, I was just thinking it's one of the things kids do that... 1274 01:15:52,925 --> 01:15:54,375 One that's important. 1275 01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:57,489 You know, the first time they walk. 1276 01:15:59,712 --> 01:16:02,919 Well, I wasn't there when he cut his first tooth, was I? 1277 01:16:03,558 --> 01:16:05,408 Or when he started to talk? 1278 01:16:07,744 --> 01:16:09,584 Well, I was just thinking that, 1279 01:16:09,609 --> 01:16:12,078 now I won't be there when he starts to walk. 1280 01:16:12,325 --> 01:16:14,575 That's all. I was just thinking. 1281 01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,086 Oh, sure. 1282 01:16:17,598 --> 01:16:20,448 I mean, now we're married, we can get divorced. 1283 01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:23,575 Sure. 1284 01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:26,497 Well, this is practically over. 1285 01:16:27,525 --> 01:16:29,299 Yeah. 1286 01:16:29,525 --> 01:16:30,775 That's swell, isn't it? 1287 01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:34,575 Yes, it's swell. 1288 01:16:37,045 --> 01:16:39,021 Well, we'll certainly fool that judge, wont we? 1289 01:16:39,045 --> 01:16:41,621 I mean, he probably thought that... 1290 01:16:41,645 --> 01:16:45,999 Well, you know, he's kind of old, like your father. 1291 01:16:46,165 --> 01:16:48,395 And they believe all that old-fashioned stuff. 1292 01:16:48,459 --> 01:16:51,909 You know, like... Well, like all those things he said to us. 1293 01:16:52,258 --> 01:16:53,834 Sure. 1294 01:16:54,018 --> 01:16:55,720 I bet he'd be the most surprised person in the world 1295 01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:59,242 when we walk in there, laugh right in his face and say, 1296 01:16:59,267 --> 01:17:03,020 "Well, we did it. Now, give us a divorce." 1297 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:05,368 I bet he will. 1298 01:17:09,112 --> 01:17:10,562 Yeah. 1299 01:17:11,898 --> 01:17:13,948 Well, we might as well order. 1300 01:17:14,912 --> 01:17:16,714 Well, we... We have. 1301 01:17:18,245 --> 01:17:19,895 - Have what? - Ordered. 1302 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:22,235 - We have? - Yes. 1303 01:17:24,045 --> 01:17:25,695 For heaven's sake! 1304 01:17:27,045 --> 01:17:29,895 Don't know what in the world I was thinking about? 1305 01:17:55,105 --> 01:17:57,247 Remember last time? 1306 01:17:57,638 --> 01:17:59,088 Boy, were you sick. 1307 01:18:09,025 --> 01:18:10,275 Remember... 1308 01:18:13,371 --> 01:18:15,747 ...how disgusted the doctor was? 1309 01:18:15,771 --> 01:18:17,821 Yeah, he said, "What kind of people would eat fried shrimp 1310 01:18:17,845 --> 01:18:19,021 "on their wedding night?" 1311 01:18:19,045 --> 01:18:20,495 Yes. 1312 01:18:29,645 --> 01:18:30,895 What's the matter? 1313 01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:33,321 Nothing. 1314 01:18:33,345 --> 01:18:34,795 Well, sure there is. 1315 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,595 No, there isn't. Really. 1316 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:46,634 I feel terrible. 1317 01:18:46,699 --> 01:18:48,066 You're kidding. 1318 01:18:48,312 --> 01:18:50,562 I think I better go. 1319 01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:12,195 206. 1320 01:19:14,438 --> 01:19:15,814 What's the matter? 1321 01:19:15,944 --> 01:19:18,520 Hey, hey. What have you done to that poor little girl? 1322 01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:19,795 I didn't do anything to her. 1323 01:19:19,820 --> 01:19:24,246 Don't be so modest, darling. You know you poisoned me. 1324 01:19:24,312 --> 01:19:26,721 Oh, sure, I forgot. This is Friday. 1325 01:19:26,745 --> 01:19:29,721 My husband poisons me every Friday. 1326 01:19:29,745 --> 01:19:33,272 Mind your... Own business. 1327 01:19:33,545 --> 01:19:35,113 I'll call a doctor right away. 1328 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:38,385 She had a doctor last time this happened and he just made her sicker. 1329 01:19:45,132 --> 01:19:47,255 Well, how do you feel now? 1330 01:19:47,279 --> 01:19:50,929 Oh, much better, thank you. Now since those hiccups are over. 1331 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:55,753 Well, I think I better go along, let you get a little rest or something. 1332 01:19:55,778 --> 01:19:57,028 Oh, no. 1333 01:19:57,898 --> 01:20:01,680 I mean, well, you didn't. 1334 01:20:02,392 --> 01:20:04,968 No, I... I didn't. 1335 01:20:05,145 --> 01:20:09,995 That was because we didn't have much time left together. 1336 01:20:12,605 --> 01:20:14,397 I was shipping out in the morning. 1337 01:20:14,422 --> 01:20:16,928 Well, we haven't this time either. 1338 01:20:18,951 --> 01:20:20,801 We're getting divorced in the morning. 1339 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:24,241 Yeah. 1340 01:20:32,332 --> 01:20:34,990 Doesn't it seem to you that this has gone awfully fast? 1341 01:20:35,739 --> 01:20:38,242 Yes, uh, 1342 01:20:38,545 --> 01:20:41,250 maybe we skipped a day someplace. 1343 01:20:41,275 --> 01:20:42,651 No. 1344 01:20:42,871 --> 01:20:45,321 No, we did everything. 1345 01:20:49,371 --> 01:20:50,821 Janie... 1346 01:20:50,998 --> 01:20:52,648 Yes? 1347 01:20:56,664 --> 01:20:57,840 Oh, dear. 1348 01:20:58,065 --> 01:20:59,915 Do you want a glass of water? 1349 01:21:00,714 --> 01:21:02,490 No, thank you. No, I... 1350 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:07,295 I just put a pillow in front of my face, shut the air out for a minute. 1351 01:21:07,319 --> 01:21:08,564 It seems to help. 1352 01:21:14,914 --> 01:21:18,749 You see, what you don't realize is that I can make beds better than you can. 1353 01:21:20,467 --> 01:21:23,517 And I can do a washing in a helmet. Try that. 1354 01:21:23,647 --> 01:21:25,297 In a helmet? 1355 01:21:27,047 --> 01:21:28,823 You mean a hat? 1356 01:21:28,912 --> 01:21:30,223 I mean a hat. 1357 01:21:30,247 --> 01:21:32,223 Oh, for heaven's sakes. 1358 01:21:32,445 --> 01:21:35,853 Yeah, we learned how to keep house and spend some time in the sky, too. 1359 01:21:35,878 --> 01:21:37,423 It can be done, see. 1360 01:21:37,447 --> 01:21:39,694 Oh, I don't... I don't ever wanna keep house again. 1361 01:21:39,719 --> 01:21:41,841 I... I just want to live in the sky. 1362 01:21:41,866 --> 01:21:44,563 Oh, Janie, people have to keep house. 1363 01:21:45,177 --> 01:21:49,403 But... But if they could keep their feet in the house and their hearts in the sky, 1364 01:21:49,428 --> 01:21:53,497 well, that'd be kind of a terrific combination, don't you think? 1365 01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:55,497 Yes. 1366 01:21:56,847 --> 01:21:59,497 I guess I just didn't know how. 1367 01:22:01,853 --> 01:22:03,103 Well... 1368 01:22:03,741 --> 01:22:05,348 Neither did I. 1369 01:22:05,741 --> 01:22:09,517 Well, there isn't any law that says that people can't learn things, is there? 1370 01:22:09,541 --> 01:22:14,191 I mean, uh... People can grow up, too, can't they? 1371 01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:18,970 Anyway, we're surely contempting the court. 1372 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,976 - Why? - Well, last time... 1373 01:22:23,001 --> 01:22:27,486 By this time, we were certainly busy planning our future, weren't we? 1374 01:22:27,746 --> 01:22:29,654 - Janie... - Weren't we? 1375 01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:31,055 Oh, Janie. 1376 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:33,639 Well, somebody had to be the first to say it, 1377 01:22:33,664 --> 01:22:35,317 and if you wanna be deaf and dumb all your life... 1378 01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:37,317 Janie, I wanted to say it ever since I... 1379 01:22:37,341 --> 01:22:40,517 Well, I mean, the fried shrimp and everything. And I... 1380 01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:44,277 Well, for heaven's sakes, I always eat fried shrimp on my wedding night, don't I? 1381 01:22:44,302 --> 01:22:45,752 Oh, Janie. 1382 01:22:50,213 --> 01:22:52,184 Oh, wouldn't I... 1383 01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:56,117 I guess hiccups aren't very romantic, are they? 1384 01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,545 Yes. 1385 01:23:02,941 --> 01:23:04,517 - Sorry, no rooms. - I don't want a room 1386 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:06,117 I'm Mr. Smith, Mrs. Anderson's father. 1387 01:23:06,141 --> 01:23:08,117 - Oh, thank goodness! - Well, he's poisoned her. 1388 01:23:08,141 --> 01:23:09,517 - He's what? - Poisoned her? 1389 01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:11,117 Sure! That's what I said, he's poisoned her! 1390 01:23:11,141 --> 01:23:13,317 - I don't believe it! - She wouldn't have us send for a doctor. 1391 01:23:13,341 --> 01:23:14,821 You see, apparently, it's happened before. 1392 01:23:14,846 --> 01:23:16,822 - Where is she? - In her room. But he's with her. 1393 01:23:16,847 --> 01:23:17,955 And he's locked the door! 1394 01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:19,588 - You wait here, Henry. - What do you mean, wait here? 1395 01:23:19,613 --> 01:23:20,790 What do you think I'm made of? 1396 01:23:20,815 --> 01:23:22,351 I don't care what you're made of, you wait here. 1397 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:24,108 This thing has got to be handled carefully. 1398 01:23:39,428 --> 01:23:42,188 You two wait out here. Let me handle this. 1399 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:44,730 Anyway, I don't believe it. 1400 01:23:54,707 --> 01:23:56,157 Andy! 1401 01:23:57,767 --> 01:23:59,481 Hello, Andy. 1402 01:24:01,554 --> 01:24:03,516 Well, what are you doing here? 1403 01:24:03,541 --> 01:24:05,319 Look Andy, I've got something for you. 1404 01:24:05,344 --> 01:24:07,116 Did you have to come right this minute? 1405 01:24:07,141 --> 01:24:08,783 We were just getting everything all settled. 1406 01:24:08,808 --> 01:24:10,184 Now, take it easy, son. Take it easy. 1407 01:24:10,209 --> 01:24:12,385 Everything's going to be all right, see? 1408 01:24:12,410 --> 01:24:14,060 It's for you, boy. 1409 01:24:14,507 --> 01:24:16,428 Now, read what it says. 1410 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,854 What are you acting like such an idiot for? 1411 01:24:20,879 --> 01:24:25,034 Now, Janie, there's no use carrying loyalties to a point of where you're a darn fool! 1412 01:24:25,228 --> 01:24:28,117 - Hi, bud. - Well, what's Henry doing here? 1413 01:24:28,141 --> 01:24:30,082 Oh, I just brought them. I didn't think you ought to be left up here... 1414 01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:31,520 Hey, what is all this? 1415 01:24:31,558 --> 01:24:34,431 You see, nice little soldiers don't go around making trouble for hotels 1416 01:24:34,456 --> 01:24:36,899 and poisoning nice little girls. 1417 01:24:37,367 --> 01:24:39,599 - Oh, that was a joke! - What a fine joke! 1418 01:24:39,624 --> 01:24:42,211 - Of course it was! He was only trying... - No, no, no, Janie. 1419 01:24:42,236 --> 01:24:44,012 When I opened the door a little while ago, 1420 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:46,413 he had a pillow over my daughter's face, trying to smother her. 1421 01:24:46,438 --> 01:24:48,814 - She had hiccups. - Sure. And when people have the hiccups, 1422 01:24:48,839 --> 01:24:50,916 there's nothing left to do but shoot them, is there? 1423 01:24:50,941 --> 01:24:53,158 - Come on, boy. Let's go. - No, wait a minute, wait a minute, guys. 1424 01:24:53,182 --> 01:24:55,005 I've got to go to the hospital. It says so right here. 1425 01:24:55,029 --> 01:24:56,605 Well, now, isn't that a coincidence. 1426 01:24:56,630 --> 01:24:58,206 It's right where we're taking you. Come on. 1427 01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:00,081 Oh, wait! I have to get my hat. 1428 01:25:00,827 --> 01:25:02,277 Oh! 1429 01:25:04,341 --> 01:25:06,917 I'm sure sorry a thing like this had to happen, honey. 1430 01:25:06,941 --> 01:25:10,191 - Certainly a good thing we got here. - How are you feeling, Janie? 1431 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:19,017 I'm sick. 1432 01:25:26,587 --> 01:25:28,717 Well, you'll be pleased to know that Sergeant Anderson 1433 01:25:28,741 --> 01:25:31,977 has passed his physical with flying colors and has been ordered out again. 1434 01:25:32,002 --> 01:25:33,252 Oh. 1435 01:25:34,466 --> 01:25:36,242 Oh, that's fine. 1436 01:25:36,327 --> 01:25:38,503 Of course, you're pleased. 1437 01:25:38,581 --> 01:25:40,938 He isn't here now, that's definite? 1438 01:25:40,992 --> 01:25:42,568 Well, according to his orders, 1439 01:25:42,592 --> 01:25:46,042 he has only a few more hours left on his pass before he leaves. 1440 01:25:46,845 --> 01:25:49,568 - Oh, I see. - You don't know where he is? 1441 01:25:49,592 --> 01:25:51,641 No, I don't. 1442 01:25:51,666 --> 01:25:52,805 I see. 1443 01:25:52,830 --> 01:25:55,993 I don't understand why Andy would disappear like this. 1444 01:25:56,078 --> 01:25:57,392 You don't? 1445 01:25:57,417 --> 01:25:59,870 How would you like to be married to a person whose relatives 1446 01:25:59,895 --> 01:26:03,167 have you arrested on your wedding night for being a maniac. 1447 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:07,168 Well, you'll receive a card when your husband has reached a destination 1448 01:26:07,192 --> 01:26:09,042 saying he arrived safely. 1449 01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:11,015 Thank you. 1450 01:26:19,592 --> 01:26:23,042 Now, I'm married to a card that's arrived safely. 1451 01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:39,429 Dad, do you mind if I go in alone? 1452 01:26:39,592 --> 01:26:41,968 You sure you won't need me? 1453 01:26:42,031 --> 01:26:45,481 Well, it'll be nice to know you're right here if I do. 1454 01:27:13,465 --> 01:27:15,715 Got any children? 1455 01:27:16,072 --> 01:27:17,322 Eight. 1456 01:27:19,231 --> 01:27:20,881 Worry about 'em? 1457 01:27:21,138 --> 01:27:22,388 Why should I? 1458 01:27:23,498 --> 01:27:25,274 They're young. 1459 01:27:25,392 --> 01:27:29,242 Well, from what I've seen of them, that's what's good about 'em. 1460 01:27:30,205 --> 01:27:31,855 Meaning what? 1461 01:27:33,192 --> 01:27:37,132 Young 'uns have got courage and they got clear heads. 1462 01:27:38,025 --> 01:27:42,075 They ain't live long enough to know there are things to be scared of, 1463 01:27:42,818 --> 01:27:46,468 things that can cross 'em up and get 'em muddled. 1464 01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:51,342 Too bad they have to get to our age 1465 01:27:52,318 --> 01:27:54,168 and lose all those good things. 1466 01:28:00,778 --> 01:28:01,778 Thanks. 1467 01:28:01,853 --> 01:28:04,350 So, I don't want a divorce. 1468 01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:08,102 - Then it worked? - Yes, it worked fine. 1469 01:28:08,719 --> 01:28:11,095 I may never see my husband again. 1470 01:28:11,191 --> 01:28:14,941 But... Well, he's my husband. 1471 01:28:15,012 --> 01:28:17,062 And that's all there is to it. 1472 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,101 You see, what you people don't seem to realize is 1473 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:25,768 that it's the after the honeymoon that's the best about marriage. 1474 01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:28,368 It's the living everything together 1475 01:28:28,392 --> 01:28:33,242 with your feet in the housekeeping and your hearts in the sky. 1476 01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:36,968 And... And it can be done. 1477 01:28:37,072 --> 01:28:39,722 It can even be done in a hat. 1478 01:28:41,992 --> 01:28:45,242 So, I don't want a divorce. 1479 01:28:45,712 --> 01:28:46,962 Ever. 1480 01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:50,081 Now, I want my baby. 1481 01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:53,368 He's at home waiting for you, Mrs. Anderson. 1482 01:28:53,392 --> 01:28:55,438 He's been there right along, 1483 01:28:55,512 --> 01:28:56,888 where he belongs. 1484 01:28:56,992 --> 01:29:00,442 Oh, thank you. Goodbye. 1485 01:29:01,199 --> 01:29:02,449 Thank you. 1486 01:29:15,771 --> 01:29:19,255 Come on. Bill, here, here. 1487 01:29:19,335 --> 01:29:21,655 Come on, walk over here to your old man. Come on. 1488 01:29:21,702 --> 01:29:23,878 Come on, just a couple of steps. 1489 01:29:23,902 --> 01:29:27,251 Oh, come on, Bill. Come on. Hey, hey, come on. 1490 01:29:27,276 --> 01:29:29,011 Come on. Come on. 1491 01:29:29,068 --> 01:29:31,677 Come on, it's a cinch. Hey, you're walking the wrong way. 1492 01:29:31,702 --> 01:29:33,552 Come on over here. 1493 01:29:36,422 --> 01:29:39,998 Bill. Hey, Bill, here. Come on. 1494 01:29:40,102 --> 01:29:43,552 Come on, come on. Attaboy, come on. Here. 1495 01:29:45,228 --> 01:29:48,078 Come on, take a little stroll over here... 1496 01:29:50,522 --> 01:29:52,572 Oh, Bill. 1497 01:29:53,734 --> 01:29:55,384 Mama. 1498 01:29:55,674 --> 01:29:57,524 Yeah. 1499 01:30:03,102 --> 01:30:06,540 I... I went right back to the hotel, as soon as I could. 1500 01:30:06,565 --> 01:30:08,015 I was at the hospital. 1501 01:30:09,067 --> 01:30:10,517 Oh. 1502 01:30:12,788 --> 01:30:16,438 Janie... Bill, he can walk. 1503 01:30:16,922 --> 01:30:18,700 See if he'll come to me. 1504 01:30:18,902 --> 01:30:20,552 Mama! 1505 01:30:26,561 --> 01:30:27,937 Can I come, too, Janie? 1506 01:30:28,414 --> 01:30:32,064 Oh, for heaven's sakes, do you need an engraved invitation?